(I will never get tired of this picture)
In part two of unsurprising Roman Polanski supporters, we go from Woody Allen to Brett Ratner. As it turns out, the number one Miley Cyrus fan and Jonas Bros concert goer had actually announced plans to direct a sequel to the 2008 documentary, Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, only hours before Polanski’s arrest. My sources say the sequel was tentatively titled Roman Polanski: Nacho Crumbs Accidentally Spat At.
Hours before Polanski was busted in Zurich, Ratner taped an interview for BlogTalkRadio’s “Movie Geeks United” show and announced he’ll be producing a sequel to Marina Zenovich‘s 2008 documentary, “Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired.”
“The family has forgiven [Polanski]. The victim has forgiven him. The rest of the world has forgiven him,” said Ratner, who cast Polanski as a French detective in his movie “Rush Hour 3.” “The LA judicial system is corrupt. It’s horrible.” [NYPost]
As Cinematical points out, Ratner also went to Auschwitz with Polanski for a feature in Heeb Magazine. Ratner and Polanski go to Auschwitz, I know, it sounds like the premise for a wacky sitcom. Meanwhile, as part of my continuing coverage of asinine Brett Ratner Tweets, it appears that the Rat man is also friends with Polanski’s 16-year-old daughter, Morgane, tweeting just last week, “@MorganePolanski i love u more than Miley!!!!!!!” So I ask: would it not be the height of irony if Brett Ratner was only befriending Roman Polanski to get close to his underage daughter? …Allegedly. But get your mind out of the gutter, he’s not interested in her sexually. The dude has been known to quote Jonas Brothers lyrics. He probably just needs someone with whom to discuss puffy paint and trapper keepers. In fact, she’s probably a little old for him.
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Ratner and Polanski in Auschwitz doesn’t sound like so much of a wacky sitcom as it does an awesome fever dream I once had.
Unless Morgane gets a sex change I think she’s safe.
Ratner and Polanski in Auschwitz: it’s a gas!
The rest of the world has forgiven him,” said Ratner.
You know we’re all going to hell in a Crapbasket when Ratner thinks it’s perfectly socially acceptable to speak for the rest of humanity.
Fuck I’m in a bitter mood today.
Polanski taught his daughter how to spell her own name by making her repeat “Big M, little organ, e”.
Polanski was c(u)oming on to me at Elephant Bar a few years back and I was all, “Roh man!” cuz I was eating you see.
I bet Morgane’s mother is 29 yrs old.
Is that really a legit tweet? Is Ratner actually a 12-yr old girl in Moosejaw?
(Thanks Crappy for the displaced “u”)
Judging by the picture I think a case could be made for mistaken identity and the actual rapist was Jerry Stiller. I mean come on, Polanski had Sharon Tate. Stiller only had Meara.
I’m just glad the victim forgave him after they reached an undisclosed settlement out of court. I mean, I’m sure all she asked for was an apology and an autograph on her bloodstained panties.
“The LA judicial system is corrupt. It’s horrible.”
Yeah, they make all of those celebrities spend hours in jail after being convicted.
Not only is it a legit tweet, it’s far from the most childish thing he’s said. Check out the Jonas Bros link especially. Motherfucker was quoting JoBro lyrics.
“The LA judicial system is corrupt. It’s horrible”……yup, Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown, OJ Simpson, Paris Hilton, Robert Blake, Michael Jackson agree that the LA judicial system is corrupt and horrible.
Also, Woody Allen, Rob Lowe, R Kelly, Chuck Berry, Don Johnson, Joey Buttafucco, Jerry Lee Lewis, Michael Kennedy, and Sonny Bono agree that you have to be one sick fuck to pull the hat trick (anal, oral, vaginal) on a 13 year old girl.
“The family has forgiven [Polanski]. The victim has forgiven him…
It would seem Brett is confusing forgiveness with civil court pay offs. Cool. I want $3K for the damage X3 did to me, Brett. Ya toolkit.
I think you stepped on my dick, Chuck_Taylor.
…..autograph on her bloodstained panties.
(smells money) I gotta order that Video Professor lesson on How to do Ebay right now.
[Tip toes through the dick steps]
Thanks to that spelling tip I will never again confuse her with “the kissing bandit”. Child molestation should be less confusing.
…was quoting JoBro lyrics.
Darwin is having a good laugh at all of us right now.
I don’t think I can take a fourth Polanski post in a row unless you inject some shirtless Stath. Just a suggestion.
There’s just something about Brett Ratner with his chins hanging out over his shirt that seems out of place in Auschwitz.
Whatever. I had to fingerbang Sofia Coppola hours before my Bar Mitzvah and all I got was a fucking Babar check for 18 dollars.
The Mighty Feklahr would remind you all that on His homeworld, Kronos, forshak like this never goes unresolved. If a child raping HaDiBah flees like a coward to another continent, that just means you go to another continent to stab him.
That is the reason we Klingons have great phrases like “ghuH Daq Hegh DaH’rav” (swift, bloody justice), but no words for “forgive”.
Polanski shouldn’t sweat it….Whoopi Goldberg went on the view and said it wasn’t “rape” rape, so he’s in the clear. His lawyer should just enter that in as exhibit 1A and then rest his case.
Beav up!
SO if Brett Ratner and all of these other Hollywood type worked with Polanski while he was running from the law with a known warrant on his head…wouldn’t that make them all subject to prosecution for aiding and bedding a known fugitive?
“@MorganePolanski i love u more than Miley!!!!!!!”
Ratner is still pissed that Miley won’t put out.
“But get your mind out of the gutter, he’s not interested in her sexually.”
Just anally.
for aiding and bedding a known fugitive?
Bedding? You suggesting Ratner had sex with him?
*projectile vomiting*