09.28.09 NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S ANUS 2 MOUTH MOVIE
I’ve told you about this freaky Human Centipede movie before, but now we have some of the first video. Here’s the delightful rundown:
In The Human Centipede, Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) is a leering, sepulchral surgeon from Germany whose specialty is separating Siamese twins. Dr. Heiter decides to evolve his craft by sewing together living beings together at the “mucous-cutaneous zone” (guess) in order to create Siamese triplets with a single digestive system. After his experiment in creating a three-segment rottweiler (”a beautiful three-hound construction”) fails, Dr. Heiter tries again, shifting his attention to humans. First, a trucker is stolen away while relieving himself on the side of the road, Next, two clueless party girls who come knocking on Dr. Heiter’s door after getting lost in the German forest get pulled into the experiment. After erasing the trucker from the picture, the doctor finds another victim: a crazed Japanese man wandering around Germany. The doctor concludes the initial phase of his experiment by splicing together the two girls and the Japanese man. At this stage, the film really goes berserk as Dr. Heiter attempts to impose his personal brand of order and discipline on an increasingly out-of-control situation. [via Twitch]
This sounds awesome: “first this German guy sews some people’s mouths and anuses together, and THEN, things start to get weird.” And it seems realistic because the poop-eating weirdness involves both Germans and Japanese. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the clueless party girls are from Florida. In related news, Weston Coppola Cage wrote six new songs after finding out “sepulchral” was a real adjective.
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NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S ANUS 2 MOUTH MOVIE
Gary Busey: “The Human Centipede, is the paradigm of recycling.”
How do things get crazier? Does the human centipede throw a party while the batshit German scientist is out of town for the weekend?
This might be too sick even for me. What twisted mind wrote this?
About an hour after eating the Asian guy’s poop, the girls are gonna get hungry again.
Are we out of Canada jokes today? Is that why we’re ripping on Florida? This state gives you oranges, mother fucker. Without Florida you’d have scurvy.
I’ve heard about this. I’m almost tempted to search it out to watch. Alternate title: Two girls, A Trucker and a cup.
Without Canada you’d be a lot closer to Alaska. Who wants that?
Right now, at the end of the road at the bottom of Central America, Allan Weisbecker just had an aneurysm.
2girls 1yip
Without Florida you’d have scurvy.
Actually, potatoes have a lot of vitamin C, so at least we’d still have Idaho.
(I only posted this so I could be the first and last person to ever say “at least we’d still have Idaho.”)
Do I hear “2girls 1nip”? “2girls 1jap”? Going once?!
I couldn’t really enjoy my Grandma’s ATM movie because her Jitterbug kept ringing through the whole thing.
California oranges are sweeter anyway, and more free of VD.
Ratner’s already tapped to helm the sequel, Human Cen2pede. It’s autobiographical.
This is more like Centipooped!
You know that Japanese dude isn’t phased by this amateur shit at all.
The Mighty Feklahr personally wishes the truck driver would have made the cut. The look on them party girls’ faces when that day-old canned chili came through would be priceless!
I’m at work and I can totally relate to these girls. Always paying lip service to assholes.
This is why you always call shotgun.
Dr. Heiter just cut his toilet paper costs by 2/3!
Is this movie gonna be good? Does the slope shit in your mouth?
I’m sorry but it’s stupid the leave the two ends unattached. Complete the loop and you’ve solved world hunger.
dr. dr. tell me the news, I got a bad case of lunching poo.
yeah, I know my robert palmer joke is full of shit, so what.
Judging by this guy’s previous movies, he’s the Dutch Uwe Boll.
Was Dieter Laser the star of German Gladiators?
NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S ANUS 2 MOUTH MOVIE
No shit, my grandma’s anus 2 mouth movie was called Steel Magnolias.
This movie doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
@Al
Uwe Bowell perhaps? BAZING.
New up, less disturbing.
I want a copy of this. Then, if my daughter ever tells me that she thinks she should be an actress…
“But daddy, that looks like fun!”
Crud! That last comment was supposed to be labeled my “nightmare scenario”.
So what’s a bitch gotta do to get frontsies?
Good doctor would say “Never go ASS to MOUTH”
Somewhere, some failed scriptwriter with his heartfelt, semi-autobiographical tale about the dusk of boyhood and the friendships you lose but the love you gain just read this and is now sitting in his closed garage with his Nissan Sentra running
Originality is overrated these days.
They totally stole my screenplay! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted the “free review” offer at http://www.istealurscreenplaylol.org
If the first chick ate vanilla ice cream, it would be exit as triple fudge. Gross.
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