The Telegraph recently took time out of their busy schedule of making up monkey attack stories to do this Where the Wild Things Are featurette on original author Maurice Sendak. I’m posting it because it shows a few small snippets of footage from the movie, and I know this stuff is like heroin for college types. Jesus yak-touching Christ, could they release this g’damn’d movie already? What the hell do we have to do? I showed Dave Eggers my personal essay, I had my GRE scores sent to Spike Jonze, and still, here we are, another month and a half before the movie comes out. I wish I’d never been born an overprivileged white intellectual.
Seriously though, am I wrong for still thinking this looks amazing? I’m scared. If I love it, do I have to start wearing a scarf and reading Slate? Because I refuse. In fact, I’m claiming it right now before the hipsters ruin it for me. I’m not ashamed to love Spike Jonze, but so help me, I will paint my ceiling with skull fragments before I ever start reading Slate.
[via Empire]


For the record, Slate readers are pseudo-intellectuals, not intellectuals.
You Shall Know Our Velocity wasn’t very good.
There, I said it.
I read Mr. Slate, a Hanna Barbera trade magazine.
Spike Jonze would be a shitty name for a band.
Spike Jonze is an OnDemand channel that only plays Manswers.
Spike Jonze is what I did to the prom punch.
Spic Jonze mows my lawn.
Slate isn’t as much fun to read as it is to make spearheads out of .
Spike Bonze are what my dog buries in the backyard.
After a touchdown I get a Spike Jonze, but I usually just end up doing the Icky Shuffle.
Slate is what I did to my Slunch.
Spike Lee is making a knock off film called Where Dem Wild Things Be?
Spike Jonze is pretty ballsy using Sendak as the model for the retarded monsters. Two thumbs up.
Pauly is my personal ese.
Whenever I get the Spike Jonze I just hire some Asians to lay the tracks for me.
I always put on my wolf PJ’s when I fuck Farmer Bills blue ribbon ewes.
McG is always trying to keep up with the Jonzes.
The Spike Jonze is the stock average tracker that uses an amalgamation of lumber, beer, fireworks, and pornography prices to track the health of the overall market.
Fek, re: your Siamese Twin Surgeon query earlier
I shoot doble barrel gun fingaz style. My spawn come out fully differentiated and formed.
That being said I’m out for the day as I had to pick two sick chilluns up from daycare. Peace.
hehe, query
My mom sent me to bed without dinner once. So I shit the bed.
Crappy – 1
Mom – 0