As part of my commitment to bringing you more van and vannin’-related coverage, here’s the first picture of the A-Team van from the set of The A-Team movie in British Columbia. As far as I can tell, it’s exactly like the original A-Team van. Just a boring old GMC with no Neverending Story murals or Wizard of Oz themes or anything. To refresh your memory, the A-Team was band of mercenaries who rode around in a van introducing themselves to their neighbors as required by law after being framed by their enemies, who were jealous of their van and awesome vannin lifestyle. They were known for their window decal of Calvin peeing on “injustice” and the bumper sticker “if this van’s a-rockin’, keep on a-walkin’ because no one’s getting molested in here, honest Injun.”
[via SplashNews, ComingSoon]
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Before the A-Team turned bad guys over to the local authorities, they had them “face the special panel.”
Sometimes looking back on fond childhood memories is a bad idea. Just like my ten year old self will never forgive my twenty year old self for realizing that Tarantino was right about Top Gun being about homosexuality, I don’t think I’ll be able to get over the fact that I look back at a time when I wanted to ride around in a windowless van with guys known as “Face, Murdock, B.A. and Hannibal” and feel fortunate I was never raped as a child.
That van needs a mural of MacGyver fisting Pegasus on a boat. Like a boss.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!! Ol’ CCH thinks that’s a fuckin’ van if he’s ever seen one!
Breaker, breaker, good buddies. Don’t tell me a visit from the coast-to-coast poon hound is gonna Durst this here post. How ’bout we round up that Rooster pussy and I’ll teach him a thing or two about sex vans.
MR. T: I PITY THE…well…everyone who watches this movie really. I pity you all.
Guy’cha! Erswi, you took the van to fucking Canada? YOU BETTER WASH OFF THE FUCKING HOCKEY COOTIES!
And Al’s coochie!!!This movie reminds me of the time I met a 63-year old former prostitute in a chat room for Extenze addicts. Well, it doesn’t really remind me of that, I just wanted to point out that Ol’ CCH tore that ass up.
If you have a movie, if no one else will star, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire…Liam Neeson.
Where’s that Trish whore? I feel like getting my cyber fuck on.
Don’t forget the truck nutz. I always thought that was a classy addition.
I’ve always wanted Air Wolf to drop me into the A-Team van, then jump into Knight Rider, which was inside the van, and roll out of the back doors and spring into action.
Mr. T Says: I pity the fool…who don’t car pool. VANS!!!!
I can’t speak for the rest of you, but if some stranger offered me candy driving a van like that, I wouldn’t think twice about getting in.
I’m still holding out that B.A.(Rampage) forgets to take his meds and drives the van through a crowded outdoor cafe.
Trish and her husband were hired to be Vanning advisors, but were fired after using the A-Team Van to kidnap children.