MORE WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
09.15.09
The New York Times just published a batch of new images from Where the Wild Things Are, but since we’ve been talking about this movie since this site started and there’s still a month to go before it comes out, I’m gonna make you head over there for the in-depth character descriptions. For now we’ll just call this guy Jar-Jarceratops, this one will be Labia Goat, and this thing is the Little Birdhouse in Your Soul.
(since it was already in your head)
[hat tip to /Film for the pics]
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No tag for They Might Be Giants on this post? Tsk tsk.
WHY DO ALL THE WILD THINGS LOOK SAD? THEY’RE FUCKING MONSTERS, NOT EMOS!
Emonsters
That’s not the little birdhouse in my soul. That’s the little itchy thing in Chodin’s pubes.
I can see where the confusion comes from though.
The one in the banner pic looks like Falcor the luck dragon… but with horns, so more metal
*spoiler*
At the end of the film, the camera zooms out to reveal the locale consisting entirely within Demi Moore’s pubes.
Yeah, fucking mopey monsters. The Gorg auditions for Fraggle Rock were 20 years ago. Get over it.
I got nuttin’ left for this…
[pinches bridge of nose, closes eyes]
…if I ever put on wolf pajamas and pouted cuz I got sent to my room, my dad would kick me in the head and call me a faggot.
See
I want a Labia Goat in the birdhouse of my soul. So much less dangerous than the one I keep in the barn.
I call them all Waldo. People been looking for Where The Wild Things Are a very long time.
Guy standing behind horn nose look like my drinking buddy Socrates.
Rooster’s making Where The Defiled Things Are.
(shhh….they’re in the van)
True southerners refer to any kitchen north of I-10 as Where The Mild Things Are.
There was this crazy dude on my street that had a shirt with a R on it like Superman, he gave the shirt to me once when he was flipping out. My little friend Billy walked up to me and said, “You ganna wear the wild thing’s R?”
[Crappy screams in pain as he throws out his back stretching for that one]
Pirateship: Where the Wild Things ARRRRHH!!!
I hope that Goat gets raped and murdered on camera so I can nickname the movie “Billy Goat Snuff”.
So would this set be where the wild things star?
I would call the drawer in my desk Where The Filed Things Are if I didn’t keep a fifth of scotch, a fleshlight, and a bottle of Jergens in it.
Yo man, where the Wild Thing Bar?
Up two blocks, turn right.
The barbeque pit behind Rooster’s garage ? Where the child’s things are.
I like to refer to my baffroom as Where The Tiled Things Are.
I also refer to it as Mastrubation Station.
DAMN YOU SHOPPY! I’ve been looking all over for that joke.
i love they might be giants
Outback Steakhouse is where the wild things char.
The big guy in the second pic looks like the Home Depot worker who sold me some materials to refinish my bathroom. If you need him, try where the bathroom stuff is.
That boxing gym downtown is where the wild things spar.
Fuzzy Zeller referred to Augusta as “where the wild things par”.
someone make a where the wild things gwar joke i cant come up with anything :(
According to Sam Kinison, just follow the singing hearts.
Most people are going to get this movie via “Where The Wild Things.RAR
Watanabex, I just tried and failed to think of one (though to be first i’m the last person anyone would go to for comedy around here) I assume the gwar joke needs to involve stage blood being thrown at audience members and possibly that song they have about penguins.
yeah and then the punchline where the wild thing Gwar!! why is this so hard?(thats what yo mamma said)
A cousin of mine from rural Mississippi came to visit me when I moved into my new home in New Orleans. After surveying the rather smallish yard we have he asked me “Where the wild things?” to which I replied “Far”.
*turns out he was talking about black people. my mistake.
new up!!
Watanabex, I thought of way to make the gwar joke, though its pretty lame:
I went to this Trash Metal concert because the band was supposed to be ridiculous live, but they didn’t throw fake vomit or shit at the audience, and their wasn’t very much stage blood. Techno-Destructo wasn’t even there. So I started yelling at the band, “Where the wild things GWAR?!”
lol thats it!!
Spike Jones? What about the Spike Lee joint, Where Do The Right Things Are.