
People Magazine reports that Steven Soderbergh has cast the principals in his Liberace biopic: Michael Douglas as Liberace, and for his lover? MMMMAAATT DAAAAAMON.
“We’ve already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they’re very, very, very good.” Soderbergh told a French newspaper at the Deauville Film Festival. “I swear to you, Michael amazed me. He crushed it.”
Damon, Soderbergh said, has agreed to portray Scott Thorson, the assistant/boyfriend whose 1982 palimony suit for $110 million publically outed the entertainer.
Before he died in 1987, Liberace would sue for libel any publication that implied he was gay, including The Daily Mirror, who had to pay him $22,400 for calling him “fruit-flavoured” in 1956*. My question: when the same guy later gets sued for palimony by his boyfriend and dies of AIDs, shouldn’t his estate have to pay the money back? Really, this picture should’ve been all the proof they needed:

I’m assuming the giant “S” ring stood for “Scott.”
*full, awesome quote: “…the summit of sex—the pinnacle of masculine, feminine, and neuter. Everything that he, she, and it can ever want… a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love.”



Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr had heard Nic cage was in the running for this spot. Can you imagine?
OH! And speaking of Nic Cage…
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winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love.”
This quote sounds like it could be an insult said by Gary Busey in a movie. Just picture him saying it and then causally tossing in a “Buthorn!” at the end.
Are you implying that everyone who wears a Snuggie is gay? Because that, sir, is preposterous.
I swear to you, Michael amazed me. He crushed it.
Crushed what?
Velvet
He crushed velvet?
Exactly
Jimmy Kimmel must be crushed.
More like Liverspot-chi, amiright?
You’re going to say he’s gay based on that one picture? Next you’re going to try telling me that Sigfried and Roy are more than just friends.
…oh, yeah.
God dammit I messed that up. Pretend I said: “Among the things Michael Douglas crushed: Jimmy Kimmel”
(Please say with a lisp)
SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
TTTTTHHHHHHHOOOOOOORRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOONN!
…the summit of sex—the pinnacle of masculine, feminine, and neuter. Everything that he, she, and it can ever want… a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love.
Dude, I just wanted the #3 with curly fries and a large Dr. Pepper.
Anyone else willing to admit that everything they know about Liberace they learned by watching Bugs Bunny cartoons?
“I wish my brother George was queer.”
A great pianist, everyone said so, though most seemed to slur when the said it.
Liberace wasn’t gay.
But his dick was.
Liberace was a queer as a footballer bill.
So it just wasn’t a stone he was “romancing”.
Upon hearing this news, Kirk Douglas frowned.
I don’t know if it was because he doesn’t approve, though.
Fuck PETA. I’m gonna get me a fur coat. Maybe some boots and a hat to match.
Do you know how I know your gay, your name starts with “L” and ends with “ace”.
May as well be name Diberoiley or Siberatin.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. But you know whats even better? Cock.
Do you know how I know you are gay? the use of Your, instead of you’re.
Michael Douglas will be playing Liberace after looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
Ok, Tidy, that is so true.
I always thought of Liberace as the Munster that the rest of the family never talked about.
“…the summit of sex—the pinnacle of masculine, feminine, and neuter. Everything that he, she, and it can ever want… a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love.”
Lord Humungus felt that this henchman’s announcement wasn’t really having the desired effect.
The only way the guys in that pic could look more masculine is if they were posing with their catamite harem.