(Bay keeps pressing the “make boobs bigger” button. He takes that remote everywhere.)
Megan Fox and Michael Bay need to cut it out with this flirting-via-the-media stuff. You’re not fooling anyone, you two, just screw already. Anyway, here’s Megan Fox in a recent interview with Wonderland Magazine in which she compares him to Hitler. If that’s not a thinly-veiled “I want to F you,” I don’t know what is.
What are your most favourite and least favourite things about working with Michael Bay?
MF: God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. ["I wish I could be completely honest here, but I really have to bite my tongue and compare him to Hitler." -Ed.] So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do. [via MovieLine]
Reached for response, Michael Bay pointed at his crotch and said “Hey, Megan, I think my Ferrari could use another wash.” Then everyone laughed at gilded butterflies.
“So then the gilded butterfly says, ‘Well, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!’ I’m tellin’ ya, that bug’s alright.”
I want more like this!
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