Hey, man, I’m just a laid-back kinda guy. I go with the flow, I ride they wave they give me, I like to leeeeeaaaaan baack, you know what I’m sayin, man? And if that means dissolving into a puddle on the floor when no one’s around to hold me up… so be it, man. I dunno, man, I think maybe I learned it by watching my favorite band Aerosmith, man. Me and Kate Hudson, we’re like the Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of crappy movies, man, you know what I mean? Alright alright alright. Aw, man, I can’t reach the remote. Guess I’ll just watch this channel until the wife gets home. Life’s alright, man, life’s alright.
[Via HuffPo]
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Matthew McCona-gay took the brown acid.
I do the McConaughey Lean every time I go to the club. Then I follow it with the Brandis Slouch.
In fairness, on the Failure to Launch cover, SJP is trying to get him out in public.
In fairness, on the Failure to Launch cover, Matty though he was leaning against a plow horse.
McConaughey is obsessed with that thing Michael Jackson does in the Smooth Criminal Video. Yeah, molesting children.
More of an observation than a joke but the description on the Failure to Launch DVD cover…WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREEZY ROMANTIC COMEDY?!? What, is there a lot of farting or fucking on top of a building in Chicago. Wouldn’t Twister be considered a breezy romantic comedy?
Matthew: This movie is an instant classic.
Kate: It’s so unique and timeless.
One of them is lying. So is the other.
Just another in a countdown series on stroke symptoms by Huffington Post. At number one : reading Huffington Post.
I don’t really see the problem with him not being able to stand. We may have to get some Drunkettes in here but I’m pretty sure he’s on his way to the position they’d most like to see him in.
I’ve never thought he was a stand-up guy.
Yes, Matthew McConaughey is attractive and oddly charming. But his insistence on making shitty romantic comedies has severely decreased said charm.
Also, I don’t wanna’ get contact high.
Contact high? You’d probably OD if you sucked his . . . let’s just say finger and leave it at that.
‘Swi, I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my bongos.
I’d bang on ‘em if they needed the attention.
Also, new up.
I have mixed feelings about McConaughey. Yeah, he’s made many shitty romcoms. But, he did get Stiller his Tivo.
I heard he was doing research for a live action version of Ed, Edd, and Eddie.