09.29.09 RUH ROH.
Building off of their successes with Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakwel, Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties, and Daring God to Pull the Trigger on the Apocalypse Part 4, Fox has found the voice cast for its upcoming Marmaduke movie. And it will probably be really good because they hired the director of Failure to Launch. When you think about it, Matthew McConaughey is kind of like an incorrigible great dane. Always being naked and ruining dinner parties. Also, they picked up the screenwriting team from License to Wed, about which one reviewer said:
“Josef Goebbels had a home movie made of the failed 1944 Hitler assassins being hanged from meathooks with piano wire. It probably had more laughs, more fun, more feelgood moments than this family comedy.”
Oh boy, where do I sign up? Anyway, here’s the cast:
Judy Greer had been mentioned to play Debbie Winslow, while Lee Pace from “Pushing Daisies” is playing Phil Winslow. Amanda Seyfried voices “Mazie,” Jeremy Piven is “Bosco,” Ron Perlman plays “Chupadogra,” Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka “McLovin”) is “Guiseppe,” while Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson is “Jezebel.” Steve Coogan voices “Raisin,” George Lopez is “Carlos” and Damon Wayans Jr. provides the voice for “Thunder.” [ComingSoon]
This sounds great. I remember growing up, every day I would rush home from school, burst in the door, throw my backpack to the ground and shout, “Is the new Marmaduke here???” “It sure is!” my mom would say, hurrying over with the paper. And without fail I would demand to know, “IS CHUPADOGRA IN THIS ONE???”
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There are 35 comments about:
RUH ROH.
I dunno what a dorga is, but I can totally see Ron Pearlman sucking one.
I think the reason Mexicans are so lazy is because George Lopez has killed their desire to care.
If there’s one thing I always loved about Marmaduke comics, it was that it was only one panel long instead of 90 minutes.
Where’d Tengo go, he may be able to provide us some insight into this “Marmaduke” thing.
P.S. Did I miss the comic where dogs had the ability to speak?
they´re making the sequel to scooby doo monster island? that was brilliant.
Roll over (in your grave) Beethoven.
I’m assuming George Lopez is playing a chihuahua.
Are there any other hairless dogs for Jeremy Piven to play?
First you chupadogra, then you tomedogra.
I’m still waiting for a feature length Wizard of Id movie about a magician with no impulse control.
When I hear McLovin’s voice, the first thing I think of is:
Italian
I’m writing a Family Circus movie so I can show Little Jeffy’s path as he goes to the houses of all these actors, ripping their tongues out.
Damon Wayans Jr. provides the voice for “Thunder.”
I really hope that means he’s just doing Foley work now.
I just wish Pauyl was here to get that.
Globo de Jenkem vacado @:|(
singer Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson is “Jezebel.”
It’s not official until she spells it out in a song.
J-to-the-E-to-the-Z-E-B-E-L.
I’m writing a script for a Prince Valiant movie.
No one will read it, but it’ll still get made.
I wish Pauly were here too, Crap. But God decided it was his time.
This movie is the reason that the terrorists hate us.
In related news, I had a great danish for breakfast this morning.
Jezebel will not be housebroken.
Gee, I wonder if “Raisin” will be a shar pei?
This movie is going to lick its own asshole.
You chupadogra, then tomedogra… at Tanagra. Arms open wide.
“But God decided it was his time.” To go to a ranch upstate, right? That’s what mom said, a ranch for old dogs upstate where they eat steak and eggs and teach puppies how to swim.
Somebody get me the names of everyone who saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua, so we can rub their noses in this giant turd and say “Bad! Bad!”
The movie has a twist opening when Marmaduke is hit by a car and the parents tell the kids that he’s off doing charity work in China. The jig is up when the son exclaims that he’s been gone an awful long time asking how much longer he can feed those chinese families and the father can hardly stifle a laugh before blurting out, “depends on how well they refrigerate the leftovers.”
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