Comments on: MALKOVICH, SARAH J PARKER FOR ‘SECRETARIAT’ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Unbreakable http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219830 Unbreakable Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:22:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219830 This site is lame. Later. This site is lame. Later.

]]> By: Unbreakable http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219829 Unbreakable Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:22:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219829 You delete MY post instead of the prior 25 mindless teen age comments ? As I said....Intelligent commenters ? where ? You delete MY post instead of the prior 25 mindless teen age
comments ? As I said….Intelligent commenters ? where ?

]]> By: Hawkeye http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219756 Hawkeye Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:31:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219756 Pfft. This will never work. Whoever heard of a horse racing movie without a precocious little girl? Although, fingers crossed for an energetic Diane Lane brushing scene... Preferably on a hot summer's evening.. Without the horse... And in the bathtub. They should just call the movie "Diane Lane Pets Her Horse* *Horse means vagina." Pfft. This will never work. Whoever heard of a horse racing movie without a precocious little girl?

Although, fingers crossed for an energetic Diane Lane brushing scene…

Preferably on a hot summer’s evening..

Without the horse…

And in the bathtub.

They should just call the movie “Diane Lane Pets Her Horse*

*Horse means vagina.”

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219755 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:27:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219755 So she's actually into carrots and not carats? So she’s actually into carrots and not carats?

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219754 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:24:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219754 Sarah Jessica Parker is a Whorse. Sarah Jessica Parker is a Whorse.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219753 Immortal 9 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:19:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219753 Yet another role where Sarah Jessica Parker wears expensive shoes and gets ridden by a man. Yet another role where Sarah Jessica Parker wears expensive shoes and gets ridden by a man.

]]> By: Jacktion! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219752 Jacktion! Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:17:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219752 Secretariat's first crush? Whinny Cooper. Secretariat’s first crush?

Whinny Cooper.

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219751 Mark It Zero Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:13:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219751 I didn't care for <i>Seabiscuit</i>, so I'm voting neigh on this one. I didn’t care for Seabiscuit, so I’m voting neigh on this one.

]]> By: Shop 101 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219750 Shop 101 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:10:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219750 Didn't Secretariat pal around with a goat ? Vera Farmiga for the goat. Sexy, sexy goat. Didn’t Secretariat pal around with a goat ? Vera Farmiga for the goat. Sexy, sexy goat.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/malkovich-secretariat#comment-219749 Stone Soup Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:10:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19091#comment-219749 In related news, Touchstone is also working on a new feminist film where the beastly main character gets whipped and degraded, but remains inspired to succeed. <i>Secretary of State</i> opens Presidents' Day, 2011. In related news, Touchstone is also working on a new feminist film where the beastly main character gets whipped and degraded, but remains inspired to succeed. Secretary of State opens Presidents’ Day, 2011.

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