09.24.09 LOST BOYS 3 IS TWILIGHT FAN FICTION
That’s right, it’s Greasy Sax Man, and that means Lost Boys news.
No one actually watches Lost Boys sequels (except Chodin when I pay him*), but they keep making them anyway, presumably as a way to keep Corey Feldman from making music. Anyway, here’s the plot of Lost Boys 3: The Thirst. See if you can spot the Twilight reference:
“When veteran vampire hunter Edgar Frog [Corey Feldman] finds himself destitute and almost friendless, he thinks his life has hit bottom – but wealthy vampire-romance novelist Gwen Liebling offers him a small fortune to go on the vampire hunt of a lifetime and rescue her son Peter from the Alpha Vampire D.J. Dusk. With the help of his friends Zoe, Lars and Blake, Edgar heads into a bloody battle to exterminate evil.” [via Bloody-Disgusting]
So… who wants to bet me that D.J. Dusk is an actual Disc Jockey? Anyone? Anyway, it sounds pretty bad, I know. But keep in mind it’s protecting us from this:
Which is the lesser evil? I don’t know. It’s something to ponder.
*excerpt from that review: “It’s at this point in the flick that Corey Feldman wanders on screen looking for his agent, and coincidentally gets to reprise his role as Edgar Frog. He spends the rest of the feature talking like that ginger kid from The Little Rascals Movie, but does still manage to help save his sister from becoming a Hot Topic employee. It’s at this point that the credits begin to roll and you get to listen to a song that sounds like it was made using instruments built entirely of human sh’t.”
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LOST BOYS 3 IS TWILIGHT FAN FICTION
This film will take place in Little Spoon, Oregon.
D.J. Dusk is the PM to DJ AM.
D.J. Dusk spins for Dr. Acula and Snoop Fangg.
I wouldn’t mind sitting through another Lost Boys film for the sheer enjoyment of its crappiness. That video is horrible. Did he have an album out back in 1993?
D.J. Dusk don’t do happy hour.
With the help of his friends Zoe, Lars and Blake
What the qovlpath? Are all crappy new “horror” movies (see “Xombie”) obligated to have a “Zoe” in them? There was a baktagging Zoe in Blade 3, as well! Well, do you wanna know what ol’ Fekky says to Zoe?
FUCK ZOE!!!
Chodin gets paid in wooden nickels.
Lost boys are the only thing that Rooster loves more than Vannin’.
I’d rather stick my cock in a pocket pussy made of ice and filled with africanized bees than sit through this garbage.
Zoe, Lars and Blake? DJ Dusk better get the fuck out of there before he gets some hipster on him.
“When veteran child actor Corey Feldman [Edgar Frog] finds himself destitute and almost friendless, he thinks his life has hit bottom – but fortunately, vampire movies are popular again.”
Whenever I find a lost boy, and he’s crying for his mommy, I give him a Tootsie Roll and tell him everything is fine. Then I punch him in the gut, check him for pocket change and scream, “Sack up faggot!”
<== Samaritan
I was into D.J. Dusk way before he started…sucking.
[I am so sorry]
DJ Dusk spins in his grave.
/I stole that joke and I regret nothing.
Lost boys are the only thing that Rooster loves more than Vannin’.
Damn, beat me to it.
I’m starting to think these movies aren’t even about Peter Pan.
DJ Musk probably stinks.
D.J. Dusk is a dicks jockey.
Is there a character named Mephanie Steyer in this?
D.J Husk is a shell of his former self.
Nick Cage is wondering how many women he will have to punch for another Oscar.
The most beautiful kind of sunset is a BJ Dusk.
D.J. Dusk likes to bite but has been known to resort to scratching.
In hindsight, this movie is entirely unrealistic. A vampire Jack Bauer would totally f’ck up the Coreys.
BJ Tusks are quite painful.
D.J. Dusk has two turntables and a microbone.
In hindsight, this movie is entirely unrealistic. A vampire Jack Bauer would totally f’ck up the Coreys.
I’m pretty sure that too much hindsight is the whole reason they keep making vampire movies about groups of young boys.
With friends like Zoe, Lars (Ulrich?), and Blake, you practically are destitute and friendless.
On that note, The Mighty One fervently hopes we get to see Edgar Frog givin’ handies at a truckstop to make ends meet. Guy’cha!
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Now wait a damn minute! How can you be destitute and friendless then just happen to have three friends to move a plot along??? I HATE YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!
D.J. Dust is how I know refer to D.J. AM.
I’m pretty sure that too much hindsight is the whole reason they keep making vampire movies about groups of young boys.
Yes, this known as the Joel Schumacher effect.
New up.
Actually, DJ A.M just opened up a new club in Atlantic City called Dusk. http://www.duskac.com/
If that isn’t a direct reference, it is a hell of a coincidence.
Holy shit, jermdro!
“DJ AM presents Dusk at Caesars” !!
And Nicky Hilton’s birthday party on Saturday! I hope it’s “Night Of The Living Dead”-themed, that’d be super classy.
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