Comments on: JESSICA SIMPSON HIRED ACE VENTURA http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-219173 Immortal 9 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:59:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-219173 [Plot Twist Spoiler] Jessica Simpson is really Ray Finkle. [Plot Twist Spoiler]

Jessica Simpson is really Ray Finkle.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-219124 RoboPanda Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:17:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-219124 LeeLoo MaltiPoo LeeLoo MaltiPoo

]]> By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-219002 Eibmoz Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:05:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-219002 What are they going to do, search coyote droppings? What are they going to do, search coyote droppings?

]]> By: Mike from Stumptown http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-219000 Mike from Stumptown Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:02:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-219000 The question isn't whether or not they'll find the dog, but will they stitch together the pieces they find and give it back to her. The question isn’t whether or not they’ll find the dog, but will they stitch together the pieces they find and give it back to her.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218999 Jirish Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:02:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218999 I'm just pissed I didn't think of this scam quick enough to send her an email when I heard about this. I'm pretty sure I could have gotten a friendly hj and a large check out of the deal. I’m just pissed I didn’t think of this scam quick enough to send her an email when I heard about this.

I’m pretty sure I could have gotten a friendly hj and a large check out of the deal.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218997 ChinoMoreno Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:56:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218997 Joe Simpson tried to console Jessica by staring lovingly into her breasts. Joe Simpson tried to console Jessica by staring lovingly into her breasts.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218996 ChinoMoreno Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:55:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218996 Nick Lachey thinks this is hilarious. Nick Lachey thinks this is hilarious.

]]> By: Zog http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218995 Zog Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:52:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218995 Zog on case. Zog promise return with poo. Zog on case. Zog promise return with poo.

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218994 Patty Boots Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:38:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218994 Spoiler alert! This will not end well. Spoiler alert!

This will not end well.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/jessica-simpson-hired-ace-ventura#comment-218992 ChinoMoreno Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:36:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18912#comment-218992 The coyotes distracted and confused Jessica with some Chicken of the Sea tuna and made off with Daisy. The coyotes distracted and confused Jessica with some Chicken of the Sea tuna and made off with Daisy.

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