09.25.09 IRON MAN 2 SET VISIT VIDEO
Entertainment Tonight has been hard at work this week, sending not one, but two of their trained seals to the set of Iron Man 2, where they asked the stars the tough questions, like “How’s your diet going?” and “Why come you’re so pretty?” (There’s briefly a cool part at the 56-second mark where Whiplash cuts a Rolls Royce in half with his whips). They didn’t talk to Mickey Rourke, probably because if E.T. anchors get dog fur on their clothes they melt like the wicked witch, but they spent plenty of time with Gwyneth Paltrow, who we see as the only person on the set breathing into a gas mask. Probably because her lungs are more important than yours, they live in England, you know. She also had this to say:
“Pepper’s evolving a little bit in her look, you know, but she’s still rocking all the high heels. I can’t believe that I can put on a bathing suit, or wear these costumes that are tiny and short or whatever, and still feel good about myself!”
It’s true, Gwyneth, you’re so amazing! Come on, everyone, let’s build a Paltrow monument that you can see from space! It’s almost as if she has all day to exercise and have private chefs cook her healthy food while immigrants take care of her kids or something. Anyway, ScreenRant has a nice, spoilery breakdown of what clues to the Iron Man 2 plot this video may have revealed. You know, if you’re some kind of Schloimo Dorkowicz.


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IRON MAN 2 SET VISIT VIDEO
But seriously, Gwyneth Paltrow will suck your cock for some fudge.
Gwyneth’s diet mostly consists of the souls of any extras that accidentally look at her.
Can’t we just call the Grand Canyon a Paltrow monument you can see from space and call it a day?
Wouldn’t Florida Evans be a real Black Widow?
I’d like to watch Gwyneth Paltrow and Katherine Heigl scissor.
Then I’d like to stab them both with scissors.
Pepper should rock the paper bag and get used to the “lights off” if you know what I mean. And I think you do. Probably more than me.
Gwyneth Paltrow calls her nutritionist Iron Man cause he really enjoys broccoli.
Paltrow has animals pet her.
Paltrow’s stomach doesn’t growl. It politely clears its throat.
Paltrow calls it Pink Peace not Green because pink goes with her eyes.
Some tension broke out when the reporters for ET ran into a group of MTV reporters on set. Threats were thrown about regarding certain people being banned from others’ birthday parties, but thankfully peace was restored right before nap time and afternoon macaroni art went off without a hitch.
Paltrow thinks “Basket Case” is a film about luggage. And if its not, it should be.
Ok, I get the cut in on Don Cheadle where it says “Rhodey”, but why do they call John Favreau “Happy” right before that? Is he a fucking dwarf?
Fuck I hate not having sound.
@Donk
Favs plays Happy Hogan again like he did in the first movie. Happy eventually marries Pepper Potts in the comic…and he’s an ex boxer.
Nerdgasm over.
Oh fuck, I didn’t even know he had a name.
Thanks Tidy.
Just ignore me today, apparently I’m fighting with some sort of stupid flu.
I lived next door to a spoilery for a while. I never understood how they made money.
I can’t believe that I can put on a bathing suit… and still feel good about myself.
You and me both, sister. Except I’m in the parking lot at the local high school.
Schloimo Dorkowicz? The Mighty Feklahr just had that guy add Him as a friend on Facebook last night!
Gwen’s head comes in a Tiffany’s box.
Paltrow calls her Iphone “Myphone” because thats proper english.
Couldn’t Chris Martin put an Apple in her mouth this time so we don’t have to hear her talk anymore?
Gwyneth demanded that Robert Downey drop the Jr. from his name because she is certain that it belittles him.
Paltrow doesn’t watch USA because she lives in England now.
He will buy His wife flowers and chocolate, take His wife out to a nice dinner and then His wife will go to bed with a headache.
Elizabeth??? You’re really Chino??? DOR SHO GHA!
Ha! Just kidding. The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t buy that bitch flowers.
DONK HAS SWINE FLU!!! EVERYONE WASH YOUR MONITORS!!
Seriously though, like 130 students at my university apparently have it, dirty bastids.
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