Blade needed special lenses to protect his corneas from Edward’s dazzling, sparkling whiteness. Bella and Edward were terrified of Blade because he was a negro. Of course, I’m just speculating here. I haven’t actually seen it, because I’m allergic to Cam Gigandet.
UPDATE: Another improved, alternate ending after the jump:
(thanks to RoboPanda for this one)
I want more like this!
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