Blade needed special lenses to protect his corneas from Edward’s dazzling, sparkling whiteness. Bella and Edward were terrified of Blade because he was a negro. Of course, I’m just speculating here. I haven’t actually seen it, because I’m allergic to Cam Gigandet.
[via theJohnBlog via Scifiwire via /Film]
UPDATE: Another improved, alternate ending after the jump:
“…clever girl.”
(thanks to RoboPanda for this one)
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White kids are vampires. Injuns are werewolves. I guess that makes black people the black people of teen literature.
It shouldn’t have even been started.
*tries to calculate number of votes earned by most awesomest banner pic ever created, head explodes*
I still submit that the bastard should already be dead or in the process of burning. He’s a vampire out during the DAY.
Blade-The Daywalker
Cullen-The Gheywalker
Bella-Undeadfag hag
The only negro named “Blade” I roll with is Blade Brown.
I literally love that banner pic.
That would seem to fit into the Mormons’ world outlook when it comes to abstinence parables also. Find a nice, pure boy to give it up to young or a large angry black man will forcibly take it from you.
From the look on Snipes’ face, Edward handled his taxes.
Oh, I agree with that ending. Edward has been alive for like a 100 years and has probably never paid taxes. So it makes sense he and Wesley Snipes would team up to escape the IRS.
I’m allergic to Cam Gigandet.
TRUE! And he’s allergic to quality.
Blade cuts some gov’ment cheese to go with these crackers.
Wesley Snipes stars in….New Jack Suburbs
It should have ended with all those gay ass vampires on a rocket headed into the sun. Let’s see how they sparkle at 11,000 degrees.
Twilight needs a tire-iron-to-the-face lesson.
“Always bet on black”
The Jackie Robinson of vampire killers just wants to glisten for them on the baseball diamond. Feel his pain.
Silly Edward, going into the woods for a Snipe hunt!
I just had a sweet idea for Hustle and Flow 2
I always thought that ‘Twilight’ should have ended after the part where Edward finishes on Bella’s lower back tattoo.
Nobody wants to see a girl clean up with a hand towel. Boooooring.
If you made that raptor one, Robopanda, then you, my friend, are brilliant.
Awesome pics, had to toss em on a site I write for, too. If you haven’t seen the ridiculous Alex Meraz video yet, then immediately go here:
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Didn’t make it, just found it. No idea where. My photoshop skills are limited to MS fuckin’ paint on this laptop.
Bella must have really strong smelling blood for the raptor to sniff her out. That time of the month maybe?
“And his skin, his skin was so dark. It was so dark it was scary.”