HERE’S SOMETHING SOMETHING BOOBS
09.09.09The folks over at SecretSauce TV have started this new series called “Hot chicks in black and white flicks”, in which they recreate scenes from old movies using bikini models. This one’s from 12 Angry Men. I thought I’d post it because it has boobs and is movie related, and therefore requires no additional work on my end. What, you like boobs, doncha, pussy? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now leave me alone, daddy’s drinkin.


The sequel to this is now known as 12 Furiously Masturbating Men.
14 Angry Funbags
I’ll wait for ‘Inherit the Queef’, thank you very much.
*puts on monocle and tophat, holds pinky in the air while rubbing peanut butter on genitals*
That didn’t even make sense, but I like it.
24 Angry Funbags. There.
Doesn’t Nickelodeon already have a show about angry beavers?
That is most certainly not a hung jury.
I would love it if one of these women played a Matthew McConaughey role.
12 Angry Women – A Whole Shit Ton of PMS.
North by Norsebreast
The Longest Lay
In Her Waterfount
Double Demeninme
Cum Blew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Citizen Came
That was in color dude. Faux Pas!
Sunset Blewatard
Raging Bullshitter
Syke Ho
Mr. Smith Goes to Washingbone
It’s a Wonderbra Life.
Casaboinkya
King BONG!!!
Schindler’s Piss
Young Frankenhymen
Metropfourlips
High Poon
Fuck Soup
Laurel and Hardy Meat Dracula
ADDERAL MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Kodak Advanclits 400… wait, wrong kind of film.
Dead Men Don’t Get Laid
Some Like it Cock
An Affair for Me Member
A Streetwhore Named D’esirie
Poons Affraid of Virgin’s Wolf
…ah…ah…
Silent Cervix
Double-D Indemnity
The Day the Earff Did Bill
Casaspanka
Shit Came from Marsha
Creature from the Black Poon
Night of the Giving Head
[head explodes]
A Streetwalker Named Desiree.
…starring Steve The Queen.
Jesus, this place needs to be de-sausage-ified.
Nevermind, me and my boobs are going home.
Sex, Thighs and Videotape.
The Gapes of Wrath
Poonstruck
When Sherry Wet Sally…
Pie Hard
Moundhog Day
Clitty Flickers
If I may sidestep some dicks and Hitch my own cock:
Double Endintomee
And sticking to the “B&W-only” theme…
Stephen King’s The Fist – Director’s Cut.
House of Flying Tatas
Where’d Al go? I miss the boobies.
She mentioned something about a “sausage fest” and then left.
Either she’s off to the butcher shop, or…
Oh. My. God.
Where were the hot chicks? Sicksauce needs a better casting couch.
Leather, not Pleather.