Harrison Ford recently said he’s happy to play Indiana Jones in a fifth Indiana Jones movie “if the script is good.”
“The story for the new Indiana Jones is in the process of taking form. Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and myself are agreed on what the fifth adventure will concern, and George is actively at work. If the script is good, I’ll be very happy to put the costume on again.” [FoxNews]
At which point the reporter asked, “Just to clarify, did you mean using a snake for a rope good, Shia LaBeouf swinging through the trees with a monkey army good, groundhog-reaction-shot good, nuking the fridge good, or just, like, 67-year-old man wearing a pirate earring good?”
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Isn’t he older than dirt – and he still looks like that?
Damn you Hollywood for giving me unreasonable expectations of normal human beings.
Somebody needs to smack the “complacent douchewit” outta this baktag.
Banner Pic:
Damn yo chest is Hairy, Son!
His dentist makes him take his shirt off for a cleaning, too? So, it’s not just me!
Chino: you, him, and The Stath.
And does anyone really blame the dentist?
That look says… ‘Clean my gums? I’ll clean YOUR gums baby!! YEA-A-A”
“Oh, I’m sorry, did I say ‘script’? I meant ‘check.’ I always get those confused.”
I hear you can make some easy cash if you’re holding a ton of blow at a Colts lockerroom during an Indiana Jones.
DeFrank FTW…
The fifth adventure concerns finding an HMO with nominal co-payments for that hip replacement.
I hope he gets Calista stuck in his throat like a chicken bone and chokes to death.
Indiana Jones and the Shiny CGI Things That Lucas Loves
I’ve always wanted to see Indiana Jones take on Nazi’s with the aid of his trusty walker.
Indiana Jones and the Guys Who Aren’t Rich Enough, Apparently
Indiana Jones and the Smell of Shit That Isn’t Coming From His Adult Undergarment
Oh and Donk, thanks for the cred on the Swayze, I almost logged in before I left for work to drop that one.
heh tee hee
*splooge*
Catering on the set to be provided by Werther’s.
The new movies take place in the fifties, right? I’m willing to bet Lucas is pitching that Indy runs into Harrison Ford’s character in American Graffiti.
OK so does Koren fit in the Indiana timeline now? Can he go whip some zips?
He should have a young, purity ring wearing co-star and call it Indy and a Jonas.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Last Can of Ensure.
If Indiana Jones finds the remains of the Millennium Falcon on some archaeological dig, I’m going to kick Lucas right in his throats.
Just so long as they blow the tradition of having some serial like adventure before the main plot kicks off and they have some completely retarded hot rods vs soldiers bullshit. I’m thinking, Afgan kite battles, or Greek cheese fight.
Hilarity ensues when Indy reprimands Mutt for wearing the Shroud of Turin like a “Superman cape”!
Indiana Jones and the Ridiculous Plot Created by Gordon Shumway
Indiana Jones and the Temple of who gives a fuck anymore…
Indiana Jones and the Chinless Lesbian Who Decides What He Does
Indiana Jones and the Temple Football Game That Is More Interesting To Watch
Indiana Jones and The Tin Cup of Prunes?
Yeah, I was reaching . . . so what?
Indiana Jones: Reaching for the Lost Dignity
Erswi, I think we hit all the old jokes before the last movie came out.
They’ve also updated the theme park. Indiana Jones Add-Dentures.
Indiana Jones and His Last Nurse Aide.
Indiana Jones and the Escape From the Retirement Community
Indy uses his golf cart to evade the pesky Nazi orderlies in order to make it to the Early Bird Special on time.
Indiana Jones and the Uhhh.. the.. er… Mommy I Need My Shoes for School and the Oh Fuck There Goes Grandpa Walking Out Into Traffic Again Goddammit Woman It Was Your Day to Watch Him Ya Daft Bitch!
Harrison Ford is so old, they could now cast Sean Connery as his son instead of his father.
Indiana Jones Shits the Bed.
Indiana Jones and the Return to the Same Old Well We’ve Been Drawing From For the Last Twenty-Five Years
Indiana Jones and the I Don’t Have Any Clue What’s Going on Either
Indiana Jones and You’re Got to be Fucking Kidding Me With This Bullshit Plot
indiana jones and the king solomons mines 2