Guy Ritchie has agreed to direct a film adaptation of the DC Comic Lobo for Warner Bros, which is interesting, because if I were him, I’d be down at the print shop making business cards that said “Director of Snatch.” Anyway, apparently the character was originally meant to be a parody, though it’s unclear whether the film will be. From Wiki:
An alien, Lobo works as an interstellar mercenary and bounty hunter. Although introduced as a hardened, rarely-used noir villain in the 1980s, he languished in limbo until his revival as an anti-hero biker in the early 1990s. The character enjoyed a short run as one of DC’s most popular characters throughout the 1990s. This version of Lobo was intended to be an over-the-top parody of Marvel Comics superhero Wolverine. “I have no idea why Lobo took off,” [co-creator Keith] Giffen once said in an interview. Referring to the 1990s incarnation of Lobo he created, he said, “I came up with him as an indictment of the Punisher, Wolverine, hero prototype and somehow he caught on as the high violence poster boy. Go figure.”
Says Variety:
Production on “Lobo” begins early next year. The character originated in 1983 in “Omega Men,” written by Roger Slifer and Keith Giffen. Lobo has had several comic incarnations. In the film, he is a seven-foot tall, blue-skinned, indestructible and heavily muscled anti-hero who drives a pimped out motorcycle, and lands on Earth in search of four fugitives who are bent on wreaking havoc. Lobo teams with a small town teenaged girl to stop the creatures.
A seven-foot, blue-skinned motorcycle bounty hunter from space? Oh good, I was worried this was going to be stupid. I have a better character: her name’s Rebecca Lobo, she’s also seven feet tall, plus she’s really good at basketball and eats pussies like you for breakfast.


Much better than doing Madonna.
If it is okay with the rest of you, I’m gonna wait for Fek to tell me how to feel about this one.
Banner Pic: Lobo proves that the KISS Army is more powerful than the German Army.
Lobo’s just his middle name. His full name is Full-Frontal Lobo Tomy.
I would rather fuck Lobo (the comic book version not the Avatar sounding version from the movie) than Rebecca Lobo. Not that anybody has asked me or anything, or given me the hypothetical gun to my head scenario, I’m just saying that Rebecca Lobo is so ugly I instantly think about sex with muscled white skinned fictional characters instead of her.
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Isn’t it pretty clear that they’re gonna cast Gerard Butler as Lobo with all his WB connections and connections with his Rock N Rolla director Ritchie?
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In related news Hobo will star Gary Busey
Oski, I’d rather fuck a wolf than Rebecca Lobo.
Guy Ritchie must like dags.
Whoever shot that cat in the head with an arrow earlier was using a Lobow.
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I never heard of Lobo until I saw him on the Superman Animated Series and I really enjoyed the hell out of that episode.
BTW, I just wiki’d Biker Mice from Mars, that shit is being remade and it starts this month. *Fingers crossed for a Street Sharks remake*
Ha! He sure does look crazy!
/was never very good at Mexicanese.
Does he sing La Bamba. I FUCKING LOVE LA BAMBA!
I still remember ‘Biker Mice from Mars’. It had that one guy with all the attitude, then there was this other guy and he also had totally extreme attitude. Of course, they were balanced out by the third guy and all of his attitude.
Man, children’s shows were better when I was young.
*continues eating peanut butter straight from the jar in parents’ basement*
I’ve heard he’s strong enough to kick a man’s balls into outer space.
If he’s supposed to be an over-the-top parody of Wolverine, how come he is never portrayed fucking even a single guy?
inkyPee-Indifferent works.
Some guy named Ritchie Valens sang La Bamba, Chelle.
That concludes the Chicano History lesson for today…
Remember at the end of La Bamba after he’s dead and his brother is on that foot bridge and he goes “RIIIIIICHIIIIEEEEEE!”?
I did the same thing after I heard Guy Ritchie was directing a movie starring Madonna. And also when I had heard he was marrying Madonna.
Lobo’s just his middle name. His full name is Full-Frontal Lobo Tomy.
You should meet his little brother, Colos. Real stinker, that tyke.
Hey, Oski, thanks for the spoiler alert. I’ve been meaning to watch that for 22 years.
They totally stole that ending from Streetcar. Maybe. I honestly haven’t seen either. Or was it Adrian? Nevermind, that was Emilio.
Biker Mice From Mars has not been remade. It has been continued. It won a 2009 Daytime Emmy at last Saturday’s awards ceremony. Google Biker Mice & Emmy at YouTube