At my first office job out of college, the first day I showed up happened to be the Halloween party. Everyone was out in the parking lot, and they were giving awards to the department who’d best decorated their office with fake spiderwebs and things. I believe Marketing took home the gift certificates for that one. Which is to say, the only thing more soul-crushing than having an office job is having to have pretend fun with the other drones. Which brings us to this awesome video made by the Southern Food Brokerage Corporation back in the 80s. They rap about what kinds of food they broker, you see. Like Charlie Carson, the Maple Syrup guy. He probably killed himself after this. I wish I could’ve been there when the decision to make this video was made. “So I was thinking we’d spend this next week writing food-related raps and filming the whole thing to show other people. Not interested? Too bad! This is a team, dammit.”
This puts any of the stupid crap Michael’s done on The Office to shame.
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Okay… someone get Donk some fucking sound, already.
It’s amazing how much crap we corporate drones can put up with to get all the free maple syrup we can chug…
I can’t make jokes about this. It can’t be improved upon. Next post, please.
No video for Diremutt at office, so I’ll just go non sequitur.
|-(>;*=O~C==B [angry winky crying Hitler wearing a propeller beanie and getting jizz on his chin cuz his 14 year old lover has weak ropers]
Office jobs aren’t so bad! It’s an easy way to fill up your victim
refrigeratorlist!The fact that they didn’t have an actual refrigerator perform a rap is criminal.
That last guy that raps… it was his idea. He also thinks it turned out really good.
Victim refrigerators can rap???
La-di-da-di
My memory is spotty
Somebody took a hacksaw to my body…
*sigh*…white people.
As a die hard Bears fan, I didn’t think the Super Bowl Shuffle could get any worse.
And it DIDN’T! These people nailed it.
My office rap video would include shoving carrots up your ass.
I made a food rap once. I used to go by the name D.J. Saran.
That is not how you properly bo jangle.
Yo my name is Donk and I’m here to say
There’s tons of food you can shove in your vajayjay
Hot dogs, bananas, cucumbers, carrots
Now bend over, bitch, time to grin n’ bear it.
Break it down now.
*beatboxes for a minute*
I’m fired, aren’t I?
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Feklahr asserts that there has not been many Lisa Rinna jokes lately.
Jellybean Tempo Monk :(
*end transmission*
BONG!!!!!!!!!!
I think the A1 guy should win. He really nailed it.
I once saw a video of a chick shitting a trout onto a plate, and all I could think of was ‘how do you get a fish backwards up your ass?’
Wait, all these white rappers and not one of them is pushing Eminems?
This is why Jodi Foster went ghey.
This video makes my taco snap, crackle, and pop.
Bah! Get to work on Lolcaging!
The Fat Boys are my one and only source for raps about food.
Don’t worry about Charlie Carson.
I’m he’s I’mhe’s doin’ just fine, thank you very much.The crew at Southern Food Brokerage Corp. were devastated when they lost the distribution rights to Ruffles the morning of this video shoot.
SFB in the motherfucking house, Y’all. *makes gang signs*
The SFB had a rap bad-dle.
I saw a similar video on Facebook. It was called Super Poker Shuffle.
Very annoying.
These rappers’ peeps are made of marshmallow.
The A1 rap was in regards to the East Coast West Coast beef.
Funniest thing all day. Thank you!
Why do I think the last words said before they rolled tape was “Do it or you’re all fucking fired!!!”
Although the Ortega man nailed it, I’d publicly pick the Hawaiian Punch guy because he’d probably kick my ass for not chosing him.
*Lays rapper runs up, snatches bag of chips from Ruffles rapper’s hands*
“Listen, I’ma give this back to you in a minute but I have to say that Lays makes the best chips EVER! I mean, you can’t eat just one!”
*gives chips back, storms off*
Yes, I know that you are all in the new thread and that the Kanye thing is supposedly not funny anymore, but it still is to me, so there.
I’ll bookmark this so when I finally get the Kanye thing in a few months, I can come back and fully enjoy it.
The cheerleader chick that was hawking the wine (looked like a bottle of soy sauce) probably does anal. Good decision to put her out front.
What don’t you get?
I was just a little behind for a while. Obama and “Jackass White” slays me now.
So, you don’t keep up on MTV and douchebag news? You should be proud of yourself.