Yesterday, I posted this Busey gif animation and challenged you to combine it with the “your worst nightmare, butthorn!” clip. Not only did it lead to a 170+ comment Busey Facts* thread, it unleashed a deluge of other Busey and Busey-related clips, including the one you see above. That’s right, Butthorn, “Butthorn” was not an isolated incident. So today’s Friday Free for All will be all Busey. Join me after the jump for the even better Lil’ Jon-style remix, plus… more!
WHAT?! Lord, I can’t stop laughing. And, as long as I’m in the suggesting-mash-ups business, can we get someone to cut this guy together with the Marky Mark Workout Video? WHAT!?? POW! WHAT?!? POW! WHAT?!? POW! Oh man, this is gonna be so good…
This next one combines the original fractal gif, plus some additional psychedelic flourishes.
Anyway, well done, Drunkards. The Butthorn videos came from Chris and Paul, the other one came from… uh, I think I accidentally deleted the email. Take credit in the comments section. (Sorry).
*Samples: “Gary Busey’s favorite food is macaroni necklaces and cheese.” -Jacktion! “Gary Busey makes guitar fingers whenever he talks about the Wild Fire.” -Michelle07 “Gary Busey refuses to use a fax machine because it steals the paper’s soul.” -Crapbasket
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I move that we replace the term “Douchebag” with “Butthorn”.
How the hell did Riggs and Murtaugh kill you Busey?
“Bird season’s over, butthorn!” is what Gary Busey yelled right before shooting Bugs Bunny in the face.
{door flies open]
FUCKS TO THE YEAHYAAAA!!!
Gary Busey plays kick the can with a life like ass from a porn shop.
Chinese symbol for Gary Busey depict man headbutting Earth into submission.
Gary Busey swims in an ool, he doesn’t want any P in it.
Gary Busey is sound of one hand clapping.
Gary Busey has special pair of sticks he uses to bang conundrums.
Gary Busey flew to Pennsylvannia just to ask the Amish what their “fucking problem is?”
Gary Busey’s church’s communion consists of Cheeze Wiz on a Ritz cracker and a shot of tequilla.
Gary Busey had sex with necessity and now is the step-father of all invention.
Gary Busey has a man sized safe with a single stamp in it.
Gary Busey lifts waits.
Gary Busey has never lost a game of Go Fish.
Gary Busey took the hood off of his white car because he wants no affiliation with the KKK.
Gary Busey gives temporary tatoos with hickeys.
Gary Busey plays dominos with pizza.
Gary Busey can make a souffle fall by thinking mean thoughts about it.
Gary Busey flips out whenever his dick touches the toilet when he’s taking a dump because of the urgle burgle worms that try to infiltrate your pee hole.
Gary Busey sought rehabilitation because he was addicted to T-Pain killers.
Gary Busey’s personal assistant is a Realdoll named veronica.
Gary Busey needs a needle and a bike pump to inflate his wiffleball.
Gary Busey will never leggo your Eggo.
Gary Busey ripped out my endocrine system and replaced it with delicious taffy.
Tree falling in forest with nobody around to hear make sound of Gary Busey.
Gary Busey thinks hot wings are made from the messenger God, Mercury.
Gary Busey thinks handjobs should not be outsourced to China and India.
Gary Busey screams “sofa king we Todd did” at the ocean every evening when it eats the sun.
Gary Busey once show me where circle begins and ends.
Gary Busey will not fly on a Boeing 777 because he’s afraid it will fill with coins.
Gary Busey wears bowling shoes because he likes the colors.
Gary Busey gave a CD rugburn because he wanted to carpet his desktop.
Gary Busey has forgiven Sly, but not the family stone, for killing JFK.
New up.
Gary Busey tips cars that have their convertible tops down dollar bills because “they’re topless too”.
Gary Busey FUCKING LOVES TACOS!!!
Gary Busey already killed the butthorn who arrowed that cat.
Gary Busey fought the law and Gary Busey won.
Busey: Bird Season’s over butthorn.
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season’s over.
Busey: Bird season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!
Busey: Bird season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!
Busey: Bird season!
Gary Busey knows what it sounds like when doves cry.
Gary Busey pisses excellence…and shits van murals.
Gary Busey’s teeth make horses feel inadequate.
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