FRED & SHARON ARE JOKING, RIGHT?
09.25.09One time I was trying to explain to my grandpa, who’s 92, what I did for a living, and how I wrote for a website. We’ve had this same conversation at least six times now. This time he just stood there thinking quietly for a second with his hands in his pockets, rocking back and forth on his shiny old-man wingtips. Then he said, “Now the internet… That’s on computers, right?” My point being, it’s really funny when old people don’t understand technology. Yet, it’s even more funny when they actually use it, like Fred and Sharon here, or your mom trying to friend me on Facebook.
I’ve posted videos by Fred and Sharon, the aspiring video directors from Kelowna, British Columbia before, and I admit, I never fully doubted their seriousness. But ever since they added this new section, “Sharon’s Celebrity Advice,” I’m not so sure. Come clean, Fred and Sharon, are you really a sketch comedy team? Because if so, this is better than Sacha Baron Cohen.
[Hat tip to Videogum]

I bet Fred and Sharon could do a better job CGI’ing Nic Cage’s head onto a bodybuilder’s torso than they did in the first ‘Ghost Rider’.
I would gladly pay $10 to watch a Fred and Sharon feature-length film.
I should’ve hired them to film my wedding. I’ve always wanted to get married . . . ON A VOLCANO!!1!
I’d rather jump into a volcano than get married again.
Dor sho gha! Today is His wedding anniversary…WHAT DOES HE DO???
*points to crotch*
I’d rather marry a volcano taco, then get arrested for murdering and devouring my spouse.
I can’t believe Fred and Sharon aren’t listed as prominent citizens on Kelowna, BC’s Wikipedia page.
Somebody should fix that.
He will buy His wife flowers and chocolate, take His wife out to a nice dinner and then His wife will go to bed with a headache.
Sharon thinks you shouldn’t kiss passionately because it will give you Moose Jaw.
Canadian relationship therapists don’t want you to kiss passionately, but they love tonsil hockey.
Don’t be fooled by this. Fred is David Lynch.
You can now stop wondering where all the Beta Max machines went.
I didn’t know you could get Internet access in an igloo.
Where’s Al on this ? These two clearly have the chops to crew for the Trailer Park Boys.
And to punch somebody in the cock for “Kalowna”.
New up!
If you’ll excuse me, I need to go wash this scared-pee out of my pants. That laugh at the end had me in the fetal position crying under my desk.
This looks like it’d be on Adult Swim