Comments on: FOX OFFICIALLY REBOOTING FANTASTIC FOUR

By: WhoFarted

WhoFarted — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:17:57 +0000

Michael Bay raises hand at the Fantastic Four meeting: “Can we add some transformers, velociraptors, Kirstin Dunst and an Aerosmith soundtrack?”

By: WhoFarted

WhoFarted — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:08:07 +0000

Please don’t give George Lucas any more ideas.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:34 +0000

Can we all just agree that the Fantastic Four sucks? They’re the fucking Planeteers without Heart.

Johnny – Fire
Reed – Water
Sue – Air
Ben – Earth

When you get owned for lack of a bumbling South American retard who has no friends and talks to monkeys, it’s time to hang up your superhero boots. This franchise deserves a funeral, not a reboot.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:59:01 +0000

New up!

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:58:55 +0000

Predicting what Fox will do is pretty easy. Just come up with a good idea, and then do the exact opposite.

The same goes for Heroes, actually.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:58:36 +0000

anyone that goes to Fandango and tries to buy a ticket, their computer explodes in their fucking face. Fuck you, Hollywood.

That’s all He saw in that post, odk.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:57:06 +0000

Not to mention, how would you like to be Invisible Woman’s “rebound guy”…you know Mr. Fucktastic wrecked that womb.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:57:06 +0000

Since when were people allowed to do “reboots”, which are essentially do-overs. You can’t just fuck something up, spend millions of dollars, put out a huge turd and then get to redo it. Where else in the professional world is this allowed on such levels? (Besides the NFL)

I don’t remember if the same studio did the two recent Hulk movies but I don’t care. The first one sucked (I assume) so let’s just redo it? Fuck that.

Second chances are one thing, but to expect people to just act like these huge bombs essentially didn’t happen is fucking ridiculous. I wish someone would write some sort of virus for that if and when this garbage gets “rebooted”, anyone that goes to Fandango and tries to buy a ticket, their computer explodes in their fucking face. Fuck you, Hollywood.

Ok, I’m done now.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:56:41 +0000

After hearing this I’m convinced Fox needs a good Skrull fucking.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:53:56 +0000

So, do you suppose Mr. Fantastic extend his neck or his dick when he feels like…um…”inflating his ego”.