09.01.09 FORGOTTEN CLASSICS: CHICKEN MADNESS
Today’s Forgotten Classic comes from 2006 and if you wanna get technical, it’s not so much “forgotten” as it is “Nigerian.” It’s called Chicken Madness, and it bills itself as “the mother of all comedies.” At first I thought it was all in heavily-accented English spoken really fast, a lá a New York cabdriver, but then I realized it’s mostly another language with just enough English words thrown in to pique my curiosity. And whenever things are in danger of getting boring, an announcer comes on and says “Chicken Madness - CHICKEN MADNESS!” to let you know that this movie intends to have rough sex with your funny bone. Later he reads the names of the cast and when he gets to the girls’ names, I’m pretty sure he says “MMMMM” and makes a kiss sound, like the Puerto Ricans on my corner when a girl walks by. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I think we’ve finally found a replacement for Don LaFontaine.
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FORGOTTEN CLASSICS: CHICKEN MADNESS
Chicken Madness of course is not to be confused with Watermelancholy.
Chicken Madness makes Nic Cage Drive Angry!
Chicken Madness is what happens when Collard Green-with-envy goes too long unchecked.
I’m pretty sure that tagline translates “Send the Colonel’s Secret Spices and AZT!”
You let them keep one lousy Coke bottle, and they start making this shit.
This is the best thing to come out of Niger since that French fruit fucked that monkey and kicked off the AIDS epidemic.
directed by
Amayo Uzo Phillips
(High Priest)
Shhh… don’t let Tarantino or Spike Lee get wind of this.
The Greeks have been complaining about Turkey Madness for centuries.
Pron knock off title: Choke the Chinken Madness!
Chicken Madness leads to murder most fowl.
*Backs into corner and begins whipping self*
That’s why real ska bands don’t let women in.
Nobody wants a chick in Madness.
hehe *splooge*
Chicken Madness is like Reefer Madness, except one is pot and the other pot pie.
*whips harder*
I once tried to get a room at a San Jose Motel 6 after a Phish show. 12 dirty hippies frying balls and trying to figure out how to work a credit card… check in madness.
Chicken Madness got rated R because of all the breasts.
Banner Pic: HEEEEEEEERE’S [click-click] MBUNDA!
The producers of Chicken Madness hope it does well enough that they re-coop their financing.
Chicken Madness < Peacock Hysteria
FUCK YOU, GWEN STEFANI!
I took a date to Chicken Madness and it was so bad it ended up being a real cockerel block.
FUCK YOU, SARAH MCLACHLAN!
Am I doing it right?
This movie makes me miss Beeks.
Interesting. What’s this movie called?
this movie intends to have rough sex with your funny bone.
Ain’t happening, make another wishbone.
Insane in the henbrain.
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