Today’s Forgotten Classic comes from 2006 and if you wanna get technical, it’s not so much “forgotten” as it is “Nigerian.”  It’s called Chicken Madness, and it bills itself as “the mother of all comedies.”  At first I thought it was all in heavily-accented English spoken really fast, a lá a New York cabdriver, but then I realized it’s mostly another language with just enough English words thrown in to pique my curiosity.  And whenever things are in danger of getting boring, an announcer comes on and says “Chicken Madness – CHICKEN MADNESS!”  to let you know that this movie intends to have rough sex with your funny bone.  Later he reads the names of the cast and when he gets to the girls’ names, I’m pretty sure he says “MMMMM” and makes a kiss sound, like the Puerto Ricans on my corner when a girl walks by.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that I think we’ve finally found a replacement for Don LaFontaine.