09.08.09 FISHERMAN CATCHES ZOMBIE, SHOOTS IT

My favorite part of this video? The “<” before it.

Slant On A Hot Tin Roof?

Ahhh Asian guy saying “I got a Big One!”…Ironic hipster flips scarf and smokes clove.

Zombie’s must have heard that Asians have big brains.

Wow, he’s good. What kind of lure is he using?

My favorite part of this post?

That Vince actually removed the “<” because of Luch’s comment.

Hmm, Survival of the Dead?

Oh, I get it. The title is referring to George Romero’s career.

Any minute now, Zombie Hayden Panettiere is going to show up and bitch at him about his cruelty.

Are we sure this isn’t from the next Rambo movie, what with a braindead inexpressive killer of orientals on the hunt.

Asians and Scots together, what is this a shitty Skittles commercial? Taste the Brains-Bro!

I’m noticing a Drunkette drought going on today. S’upwitdat? They’d better not have scheduled a PFC convention wiffout telling me . . . or else . . .

I’ll go cry in the corner.

Seriously though, what’s up with the Sausage Fest today?

Zombie fisherman catch no sole.

Call him Ishmael.

*Raises a piss boot*

Here’s to a No Poon Afternoon!

Maybe they are all sorting out their fantasy football drafts. Chicks, man.

*applies facepack, creosotes toenails.

Call him Ishmaer you mean?

I bet Gina Carano pegs like nobody’s business

and I’m a fucking ‘tard for responding to the wrong post.