Cowboys and Aliens is your basic aliens-as-metaphor-for-imperialism graphic novel, and has been in development for quite some time. But sh’t got real back in June when Robert Downey Jr. signed on to star, and sh’t's about to get mega super real now that Jon Favreau has signed on to direct a script written by Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, and Damon Lindelof. If you’re keeping score at home, that’s the writer/director team behind Iron Man plus the writers of Star Trek and Transformers, plus one of the top dogs at Lost. If hotness were bricks, this project would have plenty.
The story centers on an Old West battle between the Apache and Western settlers, including a former Union Army gunslinger named Zeke Jackson (Downey), that is interrupted by a spaceship crashing into the prairie near Silver City, Ariz. The story draws a parallel between the American imperialist drive to conquer the “savage” Indians with its advanced technology and the aliens’ assault on Earthlings, who must join together to survive the invaders’ attack. [THR]
Kurtzman, Orci & Co. (Kortzi) are taking over scripting duties from Iron Man writers Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby (Fergby), which is interesting, as it’s well known in Hollywood circles that Kortzi/Fergby is a professional rivalry the likes of which some say hasn’t been seen since Beatles/Stones, or Brando/Schwarzenegger. The dueling duos frequently attend the same parties, and after a few Zimas, have been known to engage in some heated chicken fights.
[via HeatVision]


Uh boy, break out the shamwow, Devore just shit and came at the same time.
They should write a movie about the drama surrounding the script for the other movie and call it “Fairy Fights”.
This isn’t a documentary about modern day El Paso?
Kurtzman, Orci / Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby = Kortzi/Fergby
[folds hands like the Wizard from Conan and prays to Krom that Santa Annas kick up and blows San Gabriel forrest fire through Burbank and right to Hollywood]
Are chicken fights what happens when you get chicken madness? CHICKEN MADNESS.
“Cowboys and Aliens” sounds like the patronship of every bar here in Tucson.
Chicken madness is caused by a medicine man putting a pox on you… a chicken pox!
I’m sorry, but I want my Old Westerns scripted by guys named “Hawk Ostby”, not “Kurtzman,” “Orci,” or “Lindelof”. I’m only dealing with those three if I need an insurance settlement or a deli sandwich.
My favorite name contraction, Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie. Thats long for Mud.
So I’ve been told
Chicken hawk fights maybe. I haven’t seen smiles like those since ninth grade.