This cat kind of sucks at drinking, though I find his attempts strangely mesmerizing. I hear Nic Cage uses his forehead in much the same way. -Thanks to Pete for the tip
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- If you like Chris Hardwick better than Daniel Tosh you’re not my friend, but in any case, the part where the watermelons exploded was pretty effin sweet. |G4|
- Believe it or not, fighting giraffes are pretty gangster. |Recall|
- Patrick Swayze’s five best movie fights. It’s funny, no one uses the back fist or the double fist in movie fights anymore. Those were huge in the 80s. |WorldofIsaac|
- Of course they’re making a DJ Hero video game. Now instead of being a dipsh’t fauxmey, you can pretend to be one in a video game. |rockonthestreets|
- Try the Kanye West apology generator before this meme is played out six hours from now. |Atom|
- Pretty sure College Humor’s Facebook status chains are fake, but they’re fun if you suspend disbelief for a few minutes. Kinda like me when I tell you you’re the only one for me, baby. |CollegeHumor|
- What crappy Gossip Girl character are you? I’m Drago Rocky Chelios, esq. Not a character, you say? Just wait. |ScreenJunkies|
- And finally, 25 visits from Pedo Bear. |HolyTaco|

I just want this to be looped and projected onto a screen while my band plays.
Yea, I met this chick on E-harmony. After our first date she asked if I wanted to back to her place and watch her pussy get wet. I’d say I was disappointed but that’s the closest I’ve been to a woman who wasn’t screaming in years, so w/e, it’s cute.
You win teh internet, cat. For your prize, you get to drink from the fire hose.
Wait, I’m not the only one for you?
I got Vince tattooed on my ass!
Nice, Robo. ‘Wheel of Fish’ would be a cat’s favo(u)rite game show.
Daniel Tosh : Chris Hardwick :: Facebook : Friendster
That cat does have a drinking problem.
Self water-boarding helps fight the tyranny of smoooooth jazz.
We British call them taps. Tap Cat. Much better.
giraffe fights are suspenseful cause they’re mostly neck and neck.
and here I was thinking that Keytar Hero would be the butthorniest possibility for fake music playing games. Well played, sirs. Well played indeed.
I stopped double fisting out of fear o e-coli
I’m holding out for VeeJay Hero. Where you have to multitask being a douche, and being a douche.
I’d rather dig up Adam Goldstein’s corpse and play with it like a Barbie Doll. I’d call that game DJ AM Hero.
Yo Faucet Cat, I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish but you should know that Waterskiing Squirrel is the best aquatic mammal ever caught on video.
fuck it Im too lazy to think a good joke with farrah faucet cat.