09.21.09 THANKS FOR PACKING MY LUNCH, GRANDMA
Whip It is Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut starring Ellen Page, and it’s all about female empowerment. It tells the uplifting story if how one girl whose parents wanted to put her in beauty pageants succeeded in a patriarchal system by flexing and being awesome and kicking ass and Avril Lavigne. So to promote it, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page decided to liplock like a couple reluctant party lesbians at a beer pong tournament because this totally isn’t played out already. Oh ladies, you gotta use some tongue if you wanna impress the Psi Chis! At least a grope!
More like Drew BOREymore, amirite?? *dodges tomato, rides off on roller skates*
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THANKS FOR PACKING MY LUNCH, GRANDMA
I’ve seen sexier kisses in the reject pile at the Hershey’s plant.
Of course, I have a foil-wrapped chocolate fetish, so take that for what it’s worth.
2 Girls 1 Flop
It’s a pretty picture but in my head it plays like two pigs fighting over an apple.
Hey, is that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis movie out yet?
I’m glad some brave soul out there is willing to stand up to the maleocracy in Hollywood and show us all that good things can happen to attractive people.
Is it just me, or does Drew Berrymore look like the moon guy from those Mac Tonight commercials?
Ok, I think I’ve got this figured out now.
*writes “Will Fuck For Crack” on a t-shirt, and stands outside Ellen Page’s house*
Ellen Page playing a lesbian is like Lassie playing a dog.
Not to be outdone, Sly Stallone and Dolph Lundgren are putting together a photoshoot for a new poster for male-power movie ‘The Expendables’.
In it, they’ll do things like ironing, taking out the trash, and remembering your anniversary.
I bet Drew’s mouth still tastes like Tom Green.
This makes Ellen Page less attractive to me.
Not as much as being in X-Men 3 does, though.
Say what you will about Berrymore but I’ve got half a pack of Mentos in my pants after looking at the pic.
Wait, no that’s actually half a pack of mentos in my pocket and not a chubby, my bad.
I want to attach a felt tail to her ass using a hammer and tacks and call her Drew Barreeyore.
You don’t want to know what I have planned for Gabrielle Union…
If it involves a clown outfit, 3 raisins, and a deserted airplane hanger, want to split it??
Wow, Page and Berrymore are somewhat reasonable to look at in that pic. And all it took was 2 pounds of make-up, several hours of photoshopping and the fact that neither one of them is directly facing the camera.
My porn dream about David Koechner was sexier than that pic.
Seeing Barrymore and Page kissing makes me wanna Whip It.
*high fives the Todd*
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