09.21.09 PIRATES OF THE CARIB 4 HOPEFULLY DOOMED
(”Now which one a you dogs’d loike ta play swords wiv moy friend Orlando Bloom?”)
Dick Cook resigned (or was fired, but who really cares) as studio chief at Disney on Friday after 38 years with the company. One of the consequences of which is that Johnny Depp now isn’t sounding so hot on doing Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Thank God.
The actor said it was because of Cook that he ended up working with Disney in the first place. Cook had been trying woo Depp for years with various projects including doing voice-overs for animated films and one day, in Cook’s office, the studio chief threw out an idea that Depp pounced on. He said, ‘We’re thinking about doing this ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie,’” Depp recalled. “I said I was in. This was before there was a script or anything.” Depp said one of the reasons he committed to the movie was because he trusted Cook.
“When things went a little sideways on the first ‘Pirates’ movie and others at the studio were less than enthusiastic about my interpretation of the character, Dick was there from the first moment. He trusted me,” said Depp, referring to his controversial choices to fill his mouth with gold fillings and wear “things tied into my hair.”As for the fourth planned “Pirates” movie, Depp said while he has a potential deal in place that will depend on how good the script is, his passion for the project at the moment has been severely dampened by the news that Cook will no longer be around. “There’s a fissure, a crack in my enthusiasm at the moment,” Depp said. “It was all born in that office.” [LATimes]
Three horrible movies and it’s only now that you’re considering quitting? I guess it only figures that he’d notice a fissure after big Dick pulls out. …Oh sure, act like you wouldn’t have made an anal sex joke there. I REGRET NOTHING! *jumps ship with knife between teeth*
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PIRATES OF THE CARIB 4 HOPEFULLY DOOMED
It was all born in that office.
And now it’s stillborn in that office.
Maybe I can get him into my indie film about a group of seafarers who kidnap infant Mexican Quadruplets: Pirates of The Crib Bean 4.
And here I was thinking Guy Fieri was the only dick cook.
Dick Cook is Dane’s real name.
Johnny only listened to him because he’d never seen his name written down and was pretty sure he was related to the Pirate from Peter Pan.
“There’s a fissure, a crack in my enthusiasm at the moment,” Depp said.
From what I can tell from Depp’s neediness its an anal fissure.
Depp was disappointed that Sparrow and Turner’s relationship didn’t work out more like Legolas and Gimli.
There’s crack in Whitney Houston’s enthusiasm too.
Michael Bay settled for Shia LaBoof in Transformers after he realized Orlando’s last name wasn’t “Boom!”
He still let Bloom wash his Ferrari though, right Fek?
Looks like this project might get sent to Will Turner’s locker. I hope it likes pictures of Rob Lowe and the smell of pressed flowers.
While we’re here and since I feel like self-promoting, Twitter @The_Baby_Goose. That is all.
Donk-Yeah, but only after Orly agree to put the hose between his legs and pretend he was peeing the whole time.
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Not the first time Orlando has had to stare at the back of Johnny Depp’s head.
“Three horrible movies and it’s only now that you’re considering quitting?”
Oh shut the fuck up you whiny ass.
Aw, did I offend you? Go ahead, defend your beloved ghost stories.
“Three horrible movies and it’s only now that you’re considering quitting?”
This is why I hate bad sequels. The first one was great but everyone gives it shit because of how bad the other two are.
Swishy pirate and his trusty seamen take to the open seas in a quest to plunder booty, make merry, and to find a fancy dance club with decent mixed drinks and open minded patrons.
This is the best review ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZMfe4qnoKU
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