09.21.09 DAVID LYNCH IS WEARING A HAT - UPDATE
If you don’t think Twitter is an amazing invention, you aren’t following David Lynch. Honestly, nothing I can say can do this story justice. You’ll just have to watch the video to understand. Watch it here.
UPDATE: It’s official…
DAVID LYNCH IS LAUGHING AT YOU. He says nice things about you and all the asinine crap you type on Twitter, and then, just to make sure you detected his massive amounts of sarcasm, he puts on a cowboy hat and reads the weather. “I love reading about all the important things you guys are up to. On that note, I’m wearing a hat.”
*sniff* I love that man.
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DAVID LYNCH IS WEARING A HAT - UPDATE
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
I didn’t picture him sounding like the “Inconceivable!” dude from Princess Bride.
Wallace Shawn?
WHY DO I KNOW THAT?
David Lynch is so fucking bat shit crazy that the link could have been to a picture of a bear riding a tricycle and I would have shrugged and muttered “figures”.
If his next update says “I’m on a boat” then I’m out.
I gotta stop leaving wikipedia pages open on my work computer. My boss wants to know why I’m reading up on animal husbandry and David Lynch.
Wallace Shawn also played Grand Nagus Zek on Deep Space Nine.
OF COURSE HE KNOWS THAT!
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?
LOUD NOISES!
I’M DEAF AND PROUD!
That was pretty much everything I expected when clicking on a link that contained davidlynch.com. Well I possibly expected more purple exploding monkeys, but short of that it was exactly as I imagined.
I FEEL LIKE I’M STILL NOT GETTING MY POINT ACROSS!
THERE, THAT’S BETTER!
I don’t know what this Twitter shit is, but Ol’ CCH can’t stop stroking his love log to the picture of two chicks kissing.
If he was on that airplane with all those soccer players, his name might as well have been David Lunch.
In David Lynch’s world the HAT WEARS YOU. Until half way, then it wears someone else. The hat may or may not make sense.
Shop, it also kills your girlfriend and paints a picture of it. Or so it would have you believe…
CCH, put some ointment on yer love log, looks like it’s burning.
So yea, at least it’s “David Lynch is wearing a hat” and not “David Lynch is wearing a transient prostitute skin coat.”
He didn’t mention Laura Dern once!
I’m sure the lining is Blue Velvet with torn ear blood from the last/late owner.
i cant stop looking at the christina hendrikcs post over there, its driving me insane it is
I can’t wait to get old and crazy, I just hope I have enough money to live comfortably and make creepy random videos for the internets.
I don’t understand how she stands up Bexy, good Lord if she has a kid she can feed the world.
her and salma hayek can go on tour and feed entire african villages
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