(Wayans reps the west-side shockers while MC Backsweat thumbs his approval)
Hollywood Reporter recently broke the casting news on Will Ferrell/Adam McKay’s The Other Guys, and tucked into a story about the acquisition of Ferrell, Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg, and Michael Keaton [HELL YES] was the news that they’d also cast Damon Wayans Jr. (*RECORD SCRATCH*) I’ll grant you that Damon was easily the funniest Wayans brother, but damn, first nephews, now kids? And it seems like the further down you go on the Wayans family tree the less funny it gets. Marlon is to the Wayans clan what the retarded Michael Keaton clone was in Multiplicity. Luckily, the movie does sound kind of sweet aside from that:
[McKay, to MTV last month] “Basically the idea is that you have your star cops of New York City, picture like a Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson-type pair,” McKay explained. “They’re the guys who get all the car chases, all the girls. But this is the story of the guys in the desk next to them, the other guys. It’s Wahlberg, Ferrell and a big ensemble cast around them, in an action-comedy kinda crime movie.”
There’s a bit of “because they’re both black” speculation today that Wayans Jr. might be playing a role previously attached to master-chef [?] Craig Robinson. Robinson would play a competitive police partner to Rob Riggle. [/Film]
Anyway, it’s basically the same old story — yet another black guy getting a job through sheer nepotism. Think of all the talented whites and Jews who’ll never get their shot because they didn’t have the family connections to break into the black boy’s club that is Hollywood. It’s a shame, really.



Eva’s comic gift is the ability to make fart noises while her titty pops out.
Like they always say in Hollywood – where there’s a Will, there’s a Wayans.
If you tell mark Wahlberg he’s doing a parody, he’ll cock his head at you and mumble something about never even having done one dee.
Damon Wayans Sr. recommended his kid for the role because he’s “getting too old for this shit.”
Wayans Jr will play the ridiculous black guy; Will Ferrell will play the unfunny, annoying jackass; and Marky Mark will play the wigger who can’t act.
If Damon Wayons Jr. is half as funny as Damon Wayons Sr. . . . Marlon Wayons will still suck exactly as much as Shawn Wayans.
It’s science.
Wahlberg: Haha, it’s great because we go around and get into what I like to call female indian tribal leader.
Donk: What the fuck are you talking about?
Wahlberg: You know? Ms. Chief? Miss Chief? Mischief? Ahahahah!
Donk: You’re so fucking retarded
Wahlberg: You don’t laugh because you just don’t understand my humor.
M. Night Shyamalan: THANK YOU!
I wish there was a Wayans named “No Wayans”.
True story, somebody in my office actually told that joke this morning. Hey Stoney, do you know if Glen has any relatives in the midwest?
We’ll have to keep him alive so his glorious hand can start the alien atmosphere generators on Mars.
Wow elle0, wow. I didn’t even see that. Well f’n played indeed.
Dammit, elle0! The Mighty Feklahr didn’t get to His “Bavmorda/Val Kilmer turning into a pig/Willow” joke in time. :(
*tips hat, falls over.
I think it would be clever for the Wayans’ to make a film about the black boys club called “I’m Gonna Dick You, Sucka”
Craig Robinson will teabag each bad guy he kills while the other cops scream at each other into their headsets.
Aw crap elle0.
it seems like the further down you go on the Wayans family tree the less funny it gets.
I bet Tila Tequila would go down on the whole Wayans family tree and find it entertaining.
Will Ferell being an SNL alumni, is hoping that having Wahlberg talk to monkeys is as funny as when he talks to chickens and goats.
That just gave me an idea, casting Andy Samberg as Mark Wahlberg would be genius.
I hope the role of ‘snitch’ is played by his third nipple. C’mon feel it feel it. Ew, no.
I think Damon Jr might be okay, because the Wayanseseses are only at their worst when they write their own lines.
New’p.
The studio originally agreed to give this movie an added 45 days of principal photography so as to allow Mark Wahlberg plenty of time to learn his lines, but then they just decided it would be easier to give him a script with all of the words spelled phonetically.
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Damn, Lou Ferrigno looks like shit.
At the very bottom of the Wayans family tree is the guy who played the retarded son on My Wife and Kids.
I’m surprised no one caught the wonderful retouch job on this fat guys neck?