DAILY CIRCLE JERK, WITH EMO DOG
09.24.09
It’s hard to tell if Emo Dog’s depression is more existential dread, or my owner made me where a f’cking sweater. [via Buzzfeed]
Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- FML: Both sides of the story. |CollegeHumor|
- Some guy talks about how his four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement made him feel inadequate. |HolyTaco|
- Wanna see a film starring the 1986 Cleveland Browns and Tiny Tim? ‘Course ya do. |G4|
- 18 superheroes built out of Legos. |ComicsAlliance|
- The 10 sexiest nurses. Really? You had to include Florence Nightingale in the effing list? This is why I hate lists. |Nerve|
- Here’s a picture of a Colombian girl with big boobs. |ScreenJunkies|
- Claymation Patrick Swayze |Atom|
- The next catchphrase you’ll hate list wisely includes most of the ones I currently love. |Pajiba|
- NFL question: which quarterback looks more like a petulant 8-year-old, Jay Cutler or Eli Manning? |KissingSuzyKolber|
- Haha, old people are stupid. *air guitar* |CollegeHumor|
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Emo dog is sad because somebody stole his iPod and now they’re listening to all his Pet Shop Boys mp3′s and quietly judging him.
You better change that “where” to “wear” before Al gets to her igloo this morning and sees it.
Emo dog is sad because of the suffering of all his broheims in Madogascar, Dominicanine Republic, and Cote d’Shiney.
Emo dogs are repugnant.
Emo dog shouldn’t be sad because he’s a fucking dog.
(explanation)
Emo dog self-neutered after listening to The Postal Service. He could have chased them, but what’s the fucking point?
Ok, I used to work at a pre-school, and there was a 4 year-old that took fucking enormous dumps everyday. They were so big that they wouldn’t flush half the time, and I’d have to put gloves on and get it down there. FML.
Keep fucking that chicken, Jack.
Emo dog is sad because Mark Wahlberg only talks to exotic animals like monkeys and tigers and Zooey Deschanel lately.
I used to attend this pre-school where one of the guys there used to follow me into the bathroom wearing gloves and play around with my dookie. Now I have serious emotional damage and am afraid of going to the bathroom. FML.
Four year olds are always shitting on my dick, FML. But I like it.
Donk, the kid does have serious emotional damage, but sadly,I didn’t cause it.
The kid in the apartment next to mine woke me up at 6:30 in the morning again today, so I dug out the dodge ball he “lost” last week and threw it right in his face when he was opened the door to catch the bus this morning.
It was a claaaassic peg!
When I was in middle school, my gifted classrooms shared a bathroom with the retard kids. Every time I’d go in, one of the kids would be crying because he couldn’t get his pants up. So I’d rape him and throw him out in the hallway. FHL.
That list of 18 superheroes built out of Legos would have been better if they had a 19th entry called “Sue Storm” with just a blank picture.
Thank goodness for gifted classes. Without them, I might have developed social skills.
The Mighty Feklahr is more of a blase alcoholic.
Emo Dog Emo Dog has existential dread because he believes Dog is Dead
Emo Dog’s mom is real bitch.
Emo Dog wishes someone would destroy his sweater. Just hold this thread as he walks away.
YEAH! YEAH!
Well, that’s a song I’m not getting out of my head any time soon.
10 points to Gryffindor for that awesome picture.
Emo dog says “Pug my life!”
You gotta give it to Cutler, though. Pretyy good reflexes on a guy that looks like he huffs super glue.
Manning definitely has the edge in people I hate because they have a stupid face. He’s like the Colin Hanks of the NFL.
No QB in the NFL has a stupid face like Cutler though. Fek nailed it . . . glue huffer.
Emo dog hates his tail and wishes he could throw it into the deepest of chasms, if only he could catch it.
This is about my third post here among the filmdrunks. I’ve followed the site for a few months, and decided to begin commenting on possibly my favorite website ever. Did anyone else follow that Tiny Tim meets Cleveland Browns link? I couldn’t help but notice two seconds in: “A Baab-Pattinson production.” Robert Pattinson produced movies in the 80′s? A member of the Kennedy family did credits for shitty movies? Perhaps this is some sort of sign that Stephenie Meyer and the Kennedy family are in a sinister alliance that is trying to prey on our sense of taste in a fiendish plot to take over the world. I suggest a course of action. We ban Meyer’s writings and have her executed. If that theory sounds a little farfetched, I present Exhibit B: the Twilight series.