DAILY CIRCLE JERK W/COOL CAT & BUSEY
09.04.09
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- FilmDrunkard Daniel answered my prayers about combining “Your worst nightmare, butthorn,” with the Gary Busey fractal gif. |YTMND|
- Tim Gunn is in some upcoming Marvel comic books, because comic books will do anything for attention these days. |ComicsAlliance|
- More “Inappropriate Sound Tracks” from ScreenJunkies, though still nothing can compare to Angels & Demons & Hall & Oates & Farts. Stupid copyright lawyers. |ScreenJunkies|
- The 50 greatest characters from The Wire. I didn’t even know there were 50 characters in The Wire. I would’ve just gone with “The Wire has great characters.” That’s why I’m not a list-writer, apparently. |Fansided|
- Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth talks Gossip Girls. “It’s really overrated, like my band,” I imagine him saying. |Stereogum|
- The Labor Day BBQ flowchart. |HolyTaco|
- Review of Guitar Hero 5. |G4TV|
- I’m less impressed with this kid’s rapping skills than I am with his ability to make pencils and a desk sound like a drum machine. |CollegeHumor|
- Seventh grader reads her Ashton Kutcher fan fiction. |Atom|
Cool Cat picture via FUPenguin
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Is it me or does Asston Kutcher’s life already read like fan fiction?
FilmDrunkard Daniel answered my prayers about combining “Your worst nightmare, butthorn,” with the Gary Busey fractal gif.
This what a fly sees when it is desperately trying to escape Gary Busey’s house.
Yeah, but can Daniel make you a captain’s hat out of a newspaper? I think not.
you know its gonna be a bad day when your morning shit is more golden than California in ’49
That cat knows who shot Boots through the head with an arrow, but he’s not talking.
“Hey, let me tell you something about pussy.”
That fractal gif is much less disturbing than my rectal gif.
Cool Cat calls his friends “fella” and “sport”.
Not pictured, Colt 45. Works every time.
Tim Gunn was disappointed when the superhero name Iron Fist was taken.
Cool cat wears Catdom aftershave.
Cool Cat knows where to get the best-quality catnip.
Banner Pic:
Hi, I’m Toonces. When I’m not driving cars and subsequently driving them off of Alameda cliffs, I use Heatcliff Anti Hairball Cream.
Cool Cat doesn’t smoke, and neither should you.
Cool Cat: If you drink and drive, you’re more of a pussy then me.
Cool Cat is cool because he’s comfortable being himself and he respects his own body.
Announcer: IN GUITAR HERO 5 YOU GET TO PLAY AS YOUR FAVORITE ROCKER INCLUDING JOHNNY CASH AND KURT COBAIN!!!
Heroin & Shotgun Not Included.
“Pauly, I don’t want the peanut butter that bad.”
Fuck you DeFrank. Coolcat wears Sex Panther!
Cool cat. LOL