POW! I hope all you fly honeys is ready to sweat, ‘cuz this is the Maaahky Maaahk workout video. Damn, girl, is you feelin’ the burn? Feel it, feel it. (thanks to Brad for the tip)
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Michael Crabtree needs a math lesson. Not to mention a not-being-a-jerk lesson! |OpenSports|
- A gallery of awesome vanity plates. We salute you, guy who spent $50 a year for “POOP”. |HolyTaco|
- If horror movie ads went political. |ScreenJunkies|
- Every time someone yells “McFly!” in all three Back to the Futures, edited into one convenient video. |CollegeHumor|
- Remastered versions of God of War coming to Playstation 3. |G4|
- The top 20 fictional mobsters, aka 20 fictional mobsters we could think of. |Gunaxin|
- Fictional wrestlers in movies. Wait, aren’t all wrestlers fictional? |UnrealityMag|
- I didn’t watch this video, but it’s called “Huge Dildo Teeth Knockout.” |Atom|
- Guy tries to convince Danica Patrick that posing nude is not art. Dear guy, shhhhuuuuuuut the f’ck up. |OpenSports|
- The Iraqi shoe thrower wins his freedom. Meanwhile the American poo thrower continues to work at Fox. |SmokingSection|
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Michael Crabtree needs a tire-iron-to-the-face lesson.
Agreed. I hate him so much. Wait, why are you a niners fan, don’t you live in Kansas?
oh man, I really didnt need that close up of his penis.
My dad is from Northern California and football was the only sport he followed when I was growing up.
Also, the Chiefs and their fans suck.
Danica Patrick nude might be the stuff of folk or even outsider art. Be careful what you wish for.
I like to imagine that Danica Patrick shaves her pubic mane in a checkered flag design.
Hey Shop, are you gonna send me your address or am I gonna send this 9 movie book to Donk?
But then again, I also like to imagine that Marky Mark’s superfluous nipple can produce milk.
FEEL THE LACTATION!
It would make up for the ‘Thirst’ poster and soundtrack I’ve yet to receive.
Don’t worry though, I still have that Rob Lowe poster and the soundtrack to ‘Lost Boys’ to get me through* in the meantime.
*jerk off to.
That can go to the local women’s shelter (although I’ve probably sent them enough, “stuff” over the years). Or Donk, your call.
You haven’t gotten that yet, Donk? Fuck, I need to regulate. This one I’m sending myself, so you’ll be sure to receive it, though perhaps not in a timely manner.
According to the publicist, your Thirst shit shipped yesterday.
As long all the pages separate easily, I can wait.
How come Donk gets it, after all those nude pics I sent you?
Why must my eyes be assaulted with this tool first thing today? Did you stomp a box of kittens after posting that vid, just to round out your morning? That guy made it more difficult to be named Mark than the dude that shot John Lennon. Fuck.
@Al, I’m guessing that cell phone snap shots of your ass crack just don’t have the caché that they used to.
Was that an Entourage clip? It’s so hot right now!
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