Here’s a clip from Patrick Swayze’s first movie, Skatetown U.S.A., a roller-disco movie, in which he plays the awesomely porny-sounding “Ace Johnson.”  This was back when roller disco was still cool, mind you.  I mean, I assume it was.  It looks pretty queer to me.  *tucks in sequined shirt*

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Thanks to Mason for the tip