“If you watch The Wonder Years without the narration, it’s 95% people staring at each other.” Oh my God, it’s true! It’s like the period piece version of The Hills! [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]
Your Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Here’s the ‘Rampage’ entry in Fantastic Fest’s Uwe Boll Totally Awesome Videogames Filmmaking Competition. And that’s probably the first and last time you’ll see ‘Uwe Boll’, ‘awesome’, and ‘filmmaking’ in the same sentence. |G4|
- YES. The 7 Best Mexican-Related Urban Dictionary entries. It’s like someone reached inside my brain and pulled out a unicorn. The “Mexican Chocolate Factory” is an interesting variation on Space Docking. How intriguing. |HolyTaco|
- Jeff Ross on the Adam Carolla podcast. |AdamCarolla|
- Of course. Roman Polanski reviews ‘Hannah Montana’. |ScreenJunkies|
- Top tens after week four of college football. I dunno, this seems like a lot of math… |BleacherReport|
- Best celebrity boobs of the last decade. Seriously, if the compiler of this list worked for me and he showed up with a list that ranked Carmen Electra and Giada De Laurentiis higher than Diora Baird, he’d not only be fired but chemically castrated. I SAID ‘GOOD DAY!’ |Gunaxin|
- The 15 greatest fart scenes in movies. Kevin James just came. |WorldofIsaac|
- Kelly Brook nude… and sadly SFW. Who does this bitch think she is? |YesBitch|
- The American Mustache Institute urges you to vote Oates. John Oates, that is. |AMI|
- DID SOMEONE SAY CATS IN CLOTHES??? |WarmingGlow|
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in the silent wonder years paul fifer becomes marylin manson.
They still haven’t added the “Pauly Dangerously”, where a guy reenacts the diner scene from ‘When Harry Met Sally’ and throws mayo on the girl’s face?
That boobs list is fucking shit. Never mind the Giada brainfart, how the hell does Scarlett Johansson make #2??
Those tits might look nice in an industrial-strength restraint, but I guaran-fucking-tee they’d be the flabbiest, sloppiest, 60-year-old-mother-of-ten-iest funbags you’ve ever seen once they’re let loose.
In short: please show us your tits, Scarlett. Your fans need to know.
Cats in clothes… I see Randi Mayem Singer’s social life is blossoming into a reality tv show.
Spaz, as someone who has rewound a scene where her shirt gets wet in that Woody Allen movie like a hundred times, I’m going to disagree with you and say her sweater muffins would look just fine if freed from the straight jacket.
Jirish, that was brave of you to admit that.
I would agree with Jirish and add that I would suck the nips offa Giada’s bosoms.
Just sayin.
Yea, I’m pretty sure self respect died a longggg time ago.
I realize she’s vapid as all hell, but I’d do terrible things to that girl (note: if she wanted me to, I’m no Polanski).
OK, if there isn’t at least one “Mexican Backpack” entry for the next LOLCage He posts (shortly), He is calling it off!
Jirish, just tell her you’re filming a scene, it worked for Benicio del Toro. Scarlett is still trying to figure out when Fourth Floor: Man Batter is going to show on her IMDb profile.
P.S.: I’m with you on the “terrible things,” let me know if you need a cinematographer.
The silent version The Wonder Years clip reminded me of when I had my first period.
By first period, I mean my vampire wings. Mom and I shared an awkward silence.