I thought this ‘Ask a Crack Ho’ video was going to be stupid at first, but it won me over with all the swearing. I’m a simple creature. [via Buzzfeed]
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Thank God for the crack induced sterility. According to the website, she should not ingest or even touch herself if she’s pregnant or may become pregnant.
I’m fairly certain she had to know she was a hermaphrodite. As far as I know, no amount of vagisil in the world can eliminate ball itch and that must have been torturous for her.
her last name is basically: semen? ya.
Dor sho gha! How could you completely skip over that “Girls of Ren Fest” link, DNASteal???
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She’s challenging the age-old South African practice of Privatepartheid that states that people of different genders have to use different bathrooms, changing facilities, and brands of razors.
Shue Up.
Ah yes, Miss Propecia, Athens, GA’s answer to Jackie O. The best part is she always talks like that. And probably has internal testes as well. Quite a southern bell.