(Thanks to Jacktion! for sending this)
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Movie poster mashups: Frost/Predator. |Flisted|
- Spanking may lower your kid’s IQ. Though, to be fair, it will also keep them from acting like so much of an a-hole. |Asylum|
- The updated pound-for-pound MMA rankings. |BleacherReport|
- Obama is good at smiling. |SmokingSection|
- These awesome dirty car window drawings make me sad that I only ever wrote “Wash me” and “Big hairy pussy”. |HolyTaco|
- The Toshiba Knights tale. |Atom|
- This Twilight reaction video parody is so annoying it’s practically unwatchable, but it does have a bear suit. |CollegeHumor|
- It would be awesome if this video of Matt Damon yelling at Adrian Grenier was real. |ScreenJunkies|
- Demo of the new DJ Hero game. So you can pretend to be an a-hole. |G4|
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I’d gladly trade 5 IQ points in my 8-year old to have a kid I can guarantee will never come home smelling like PBR and false entitlement.
That Dj Hero looks like a big sloppy abortion. The idea that you can recreate Daft Punk using a dinky plastic turntable is even more audacious than the leap of faith that rockband and guitar hero require.
I was hoping that in DJ Hero, you’d play the fat Tanner sister. The game is over when Uncle Joey rapes Kimmy Gibbler and blames it on a beaver puppet.
…or a woodchuck.
Is there some type of formula I can use to determine where my kids IQ will end up factored by how much I beat them?
For academic purposes of course.
How can you win DJ Hero when owning it makes you a loser?
Let’s hope the ultimate prize for DJ Hero is following in AM’s footsteps.
When you beat DJ Hero, it gives you a free copy of McDonalds Grill Cook hero, and a free hat!
What’s next, Jukebox Hero?
Pauly’s the world champion of Skin Flute Hero.
Got staaarrrs in his eyes . . .
N’up.
Burnsy, the real world champ of Skin Flute Hero was on youporn yesterday. Red head chick in a vid called Desire – BJ.
I never look at porn recommended by friends. Eventually you come to the realization that you’re rubbing one out to the same video your friend is. A little too creepy for me.