DAILY CIRCLE JERK
09.10.09Someone sent me this music video. I suffered through it and now I’m sharing my misery with all of you. It’s like everything bad crammed into one song. At least watch until the electronic breakdown.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- Take the 2009 Sex Survey. Do they have write-in questions? Why yes, I am masturbating right now. |CollegeHumor|
- Juan Manuel Marquez drinks his own pee. No, that’s not an insult, here’s the video. Damn, I normally have to pay extra for this. |Recall|
- DC Comics to become DC Entertainment, which sounds like it involves strippers but doesn’t. ;-( |GeeksofDoom|
- Penalties for college freshmen. |HolyTaco|
- Preview of ‘Shank’. |G4|
- In India, superhero movies tech support YOU. Wait, I think I’m doing this wrong again. |ScreenJunkies|
- The wit and wisdom of the Pokemon world champion. |ToplessRobot|
- You probably haven’t taken enough psychedelics to understand this clip of Charo on the Jerry Lewis Telethon. ME: What year is this from, like 1985? UFFORD: 2009. |WarmingGlow|
- Movie Life is behind the scenes on a low-budget horror movie something something chicks in bikinis. |Buzzcuts|
[Thanks to Bdarbs for the video, and for pointing out that this is called "crabcore."]
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I haven’t watched the video yet, but “everything bad crammed into one video” has already been performed by the perennial all-stars of the category: Creed, Scott Stapp, and Nickelback.
I’ll give them credit for special effects. Nobody could realistically squat in skinny jeans like that.
According to the YouTube comments, these guys are joking. I don’t get it.
I’d like to see Scott Ian and Henry Rollins beat those assholes to death. Then, Dimebag Darrell be put in charge of punishing them in hell for all eternity.
I have an idea for a show. It’s called “Henry Rollins Screams at People for 30 Minutes.” Tell me you wouldn’t watch that. I sure as shit would.
That show would be to men everywhere what Oprah is to women.
At least I know you guys understand my disappointment when I watched The Henry Rollins Show on IFC and he sat there and spoke civilly to all of his guests in a respectful manner.
DNASteal-How about “Angry Fat Klingon Yells At Everyone For 30 Seconds Then Has An Asthma Attack”?
I don’t like this blog anymore. Why did you do that to my head? Plus you made me go all Sherlock Holmes on this shit:
http://www.buddyhead.com/crab-core-redo-attack-attack-make-new-stick-stickly-video/
The Mighty Feklahr took that Sex Quiz and wondered what the criteria for a “10″ would be for “How Good Do You Consider Yourself In Bed”?
The Mighty One has 100% orgasm achievement rating (for girls, too!), 0% erectile dysfunction, and only about 20% premature ejaculation.
Jesus pissed.
Time to go punch a hipster.
Worst crab-core band around…check out the gif
http://cabronomicon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/crabcore.gif
Director:”Great job guys! Now you, scream and run in place like your parents don’t understand you. PERFECT! Lets take a break and when we come back we’re going to work on our synchro-morbid dance.”
I think they sent this to you because the drummer is clearly a fan of the MVP guy. Check it out at 2:55 during the electronic breakdown
These guys make Slipknot look like The Beatles
they totally auto-tune the blues.
Finally something Auto-tune can’t make sound better. T-PAIN wipes tear from face.