Comments on: CHOW YUN-FAT IS AWESOME AT BEARD HAVING

By: mattrb04

mattrb04 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:41:54 +0000

Confucius says: When you stand on toilet, you’re high on pot. That’s the only way anyone would see this fucking movie.

By: Oski

Oski — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:08:35 +0000

You guys remember that show Martial Law with Sammo Hung? Whenever I see Chow Yun Fat I think of Sammo Hung and then I think about Martial Law and how is it possible a fat Chinese guy who barely speaks english can become a LA cop. But then I remember how I got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese cop who spoke horrible english and I guess it is possible. Anyways, Sammo Hung was a fat Chinese cop in LA who used kung fu and the opening credits had the stereotypical “deedee deedee dee dee dee dee deeeee” music in it. LOL, his name was Sammo, like Sumo because he’s fat. But I don’t know about the Hung part. I mean even asian guys joke about having small penises. No wonder they like tentacle rape porn so much. What were we talking about?

By: Erswi

Erswi — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:07:47 +0000

AHS, none of that is important. Do hot chicks in convertibles show you their snatch? That’s the important thing here.

By: Panzerschwein

Panzerschwein — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:04:45 +0000

Confucius says, “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”

C’mon guys, where are all the corny Confucius jokes?

By: American History Sex

American History Sex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:59:51 +0000

And no I dont know Rooster.

By: American History Sex

American History Sex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:58:35 +0000

//hits construction barrels much to the chagrin of workers

By: American History Sex

American History Sex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:54:39 +0000

//smoking marlboro red and chewing tobacco at same time

By: American History Sex

American History Sex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:52:45 +0000

I noticed yall were talking about film drunking while driving a big rig the other day //guilty as charged
//fat trucker………let the stereotypes begin

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:49:43 +0000

As long as it’s not that guy from Heroes.

“Look at me, everybody! I’m a lovable, non-threatening stereotype!”

By: American History Sex

American History Sex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:48:39 +0000

Chow is nominated for best facial hair in a feature film along with that guy from Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People. True story!