Here’s the latest episode of Funny or Die’s Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, the show that single handedly makes up for the other 85% of their videos starring unfunny celebrities. I don’t have much to add because it’s funny already, but I like the part where Charlize Theron is talking about her dog that has cancer, and Zach Galifianakis holds a video game in front of her face.
ZACH: “What’s his name?”
CHARLIZE: “Old Boy.”
ZACH: “Like, ‘Oh Boy I wish my dog wasn’t sick’?”
Ahh, Zach Galifianakis. He’s like crack for lazy bloggers.
Instant message exchange between me and Ufford from WarmingGlow:
ME: I feel like half the reason “Chad Farthouse” is funny is that Chad is a stupid name.
UFFORD: really? because it’s the farthouse that gets me
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Ahh, Zach Galifianakis. He’s like crack for lazy bloggers.
That’s funny b/c Charlize Theron’s crack would be perfect for my cock. It’s lazy too.
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Chad Farthouse: It says here that “Charlize” is South African for “Will Put Out”.
if megan fox farted in my house i would kick her the fuck out
Zack Galifblahlbah:
“Charlize, our viewers are dying to know. The crowbar up the crotch in Monster… which hole was that, and would you consider trying the other?”
Zack Galifblahlbah:
“I am hearing from other sources, it was in fact, a tire iron. So my next question to you; would you possibly consider a crobar?”
“The thought of me naked in a pool with a garden gnome…its funny”
Says the girl who was naked in a pool banging Gary Sinise in Reindeer Games.
Dog lover ? A man of sparkling wit might have asked if she took the knot. I’m looking at you, Tom Snyder’s corpse.
You don’t have to omit your screen names. We know they’re Hipster1 and Hipster2.
I like the dog’s chances better than an Indian celebrity with TB.
She bends over to expose her cleavage and then pisses herself. She might as well wear a shirt that reads, “Mrs. Burnsy.”
I love her. I think we should be friends.