Courtesy of Destroythismovie, here’s an early bootleg copy of Sly Stallone’s epic mid-life crisis movie, The Expendables.  It stars Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, The Stath, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Terry Crews, etc., and as we previously speculated, the trailer is filled with unintelligible grunting in a variety of accents.  This is supposed to be a throwback to an 80s action flick, but if that’s the case they’re gonna have to do better than one-liners like “Bring it, Happy Feet!”  Then Dolph Lundgren picks up Jet Li over his head (which, if movies have taught me anything, is how big white guys always fight little Asian guys) and shouts “Hello, Karma!”  Come on, neither of those would’ve even made it to the cutting-room floor on Commando or The Last Boy Scout.   Then some chick gets waterboarded — torn from the headlines! — and, hey!  Who invited Stone Cold Steve Austin?  What is this, Woodstock 99?  I heard they call him the six-million dollar man.  Not because he has the same name as the guy in the tv show, because that’s the most money a movie he was in has ever made.