Comments on: BOX OFFICE: 10K PER SCREEN FOR TYLER PERRY

By: Evil Taco

Evil Taco — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:03:08 +0000

Tyler Perry makes the grape drink of movies. I’m aware that they exist, but I’ve never tried them, and I’m not sure that I’d survive the experience.

DeFrank — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:50:58 +0000

“Black folks proved once again that they like watching dudes cross dress almost as much as the British”

I’m not prejudice, but I hate Drag Races.

Fek'lhr — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:46:34 +0000

*incoming transmission*

The Mighty Feklahr understands that Jay Cutler was really moved and inspired by Perry’s latest cinematic masterpiece.

*end transmission*

DeFrank — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:29:07 +0000

I hear Tyler Perry didn’t even hire a make-up artist cause He Can Do Drag All By Himself.

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:13:45 +0000

Next person who makes one, I’m coming to your house to play “Steve of Destruction” on a ukulele while douching with Summer’s Steve.

Only if you bring back my copy of ‘Stevent Horizon’. That would make us all steven-even.

Ted Snopes — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:12:19 +0000

“maaaybe this film isn’t the cinematic equivalent of a gorilla fingerpainting with its own feces”

FALSE! It totally is. Literally. Unstoppably.