09.02.09 HERE’S A NICE PIECE OF SHEEET
Boondock Saints was a movie that came out in 1999 and featured a lot of praying and killing people, as praying and killing people were all the rage back then. The plot dealt with two Irish brothers who did a lot of the aforementioned things, acts which, when combined with gratuitous slo-mo and Willem Dafoe overacting, seemed full of significance if you were really high. Ten years later we have the sequel, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, and as you can see from the red-band trailer below, it has all of the praying and killing of the original, and this time, Willem Dafoe is a chick. Oh, and it has awesome dialog. “Let’s do some gratuitous violence.” Seriously, that’s one of the lines.
GRRR, SUNGLASSES AND TRENCHCOATS AND TWO-HANDED GUNFIGHTS! Hey, Troy Duffy, 1997 called. It said you can keep the lame clichés, it doesn’t want them anymore. Put them under your No Fear shirts and goatee trimmer, that way they don’t get scratched.
Opening November 1, be there or whatever.
[via IGN]
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HERE’S A NICE PIECE OF SHEEET
You know it’s quality when Billy Connolly glances away from his opponent during a Mexican standoff. Great directing, Troy.
Nothing that “Shoot to Thrill” can’t fix.
Sheeet cake isn’t as good as it sounds.
I could only watch this if I were three sheeeeeets to the wind.
This is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys.
“Sheets” are what hare-lip farmers fuck.
Looks like someone started beating the original with the Michael Bay stick. It’s like bad boys with all the black guys converted to micks.
I think I just saw Judd Nelson hiding in that pile of shit. Words I haven’t used since my last court-mandated community service stint ended.
I’m just glad that people can enjoy pretending to be Irish when:
a) People are shooting other people and quoting scripture.
b) Drinking green colored beer and making bad life decisions.
Yay heritage!
Will milk be served during the gratuitous violence, sir?
Y’all need to stop sucking Vince’s dick, it’s okay to like something he doesn’t, really it is.
And on that note, Boondock Saints is stupid fun movie not even 1% as idiotic as anything Bay has done.
“and this time, Willem Dafoe is a chick.”
Way to get me all excited for Willem Dafoe playing a tranny.
cosign on Hairy Nutsack’s comment.
what about of dick lickers you fucks are. For dudes who regularly comment on a movie site you hate a shit tonne of movies.
Yes, I am quite a hater, but I encourage everyone to disagree, as long as they can present an intelligent counter argument with minimal misspellings. Uh oh.
fuckity.
never wanted to be that guy in the comment section.
Caught me before the enema.
Regardless, this is a slightly varied take on a super hero movie. If you can sit down and enjoy Dark Knight and it’s occasional campiness you can do the same for this.
/pulls the tube out and makes a mess of your couch.
sorry bout that.
How is this at all like a super hero movie? This just an excuse to make money off of the first one. Instead of Willem Dafoe playing a tranny they get an actual woman? I call bullshit; un-original boring bullshit. Also, the worst Boston accents ever, no one in Boston says “broad” lets leave that to the goombas in NYC.
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