Comments on: BELLA SWAN, ADRENALINE JUNKIE! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:14:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218623 Immortal 9 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:55:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218623 "And Edward gets CHOKE SLAMMED!!!" And swallows afterwards.... “And Edward gets CHOKE SLAMMED!!!”

And swallows afterwards….

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218203 Jirish Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:49:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218203 I'm guessing that "to protect you from the vampire police" is code for "get away from me you clingy bitch". I’m guessing that “to protect you from the vampire police” is code for “get away from me you clingy bitch”.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218202 MaxwellDemon Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:45:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218202 Bella must be bummed that Edward is away. He could be off not fucking other girls! Bella must be bummed that Edward is away. He could be off not fucking other girls!

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218201 MaxwellDemon Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:44:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218201 This site has ruined Baywatch for me because it always makes me think of Michael. "Baywatch explosion go boom! Bay like!" This site has ruined Baywatch for me because it always makes me think of Michael. “Baywatch explosion go boom! Bay like!”

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218198 DeFrank Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:34:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218198 This whole thing doesn't work because Werewolves are more tame than Injuns. This whole thing doesn’t work because Werewolves are more tame than Injuns.

]]> By: Late80sRapStar http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218197 Late80sRapStar Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:32:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218197 my high school girlfriend was an <del>adrenaline</del> fucking other guys junkie my high school girlfriend was an adrenaline fucking other guys junkie

]]> By: Patty Boots http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218196 Patty Boots Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:30:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218196 Who do they think they're fooling? This movie could be full of stunts and explosions, but it's still a bucket of ~forbidden romance~ cliches and pussy vampires. Who do they think they’re fooling? This movie could be full of stunts and explosions, but it’s still a bucket of ~forbidden romance~ cliches and pussy vampires.

]]> By: Shop 101 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218194 Shop 101 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:24:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218194 Good God, don't sync up those two videos. Edward gets David Chokachi slammed. Good God, don’t sync up those two videos. Edward gets David Chokachi slammed.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218193 Crapbasket Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:23:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218193 I knew this shit was all Mountain Dew's fault. I knew this shit was all Mountain Dew’s fault.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/bella-swan-adrenaline-junkie#comment-218192 Donkey Hodey Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:19:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18760#comment-218192 She's still more of a badass than Nic Cage's character in 'Ghost Rider' who abstained from alcohol because it gives him scary dreams. She’s still more of a badass than Nic Cage’s character in ‘Ghost Rider’ who abstained from alcohol because it gives him scary dreams.

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