Comments on: ‘BECAUSE ORPHANS DON’T HAVE PARENTS’ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217694 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:40:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217694 Anything? [whispers] *spooge* he tehhe I figured tehy was some sort of pre teh ghey condition that spread like lice in those shithole orphanages. Anything?
[whispers] *spooge* he tehhe

I figured tehy was some sort of pre teh ghey condition that spread like lice in those shithole orphanages.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217693 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:38:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217693 Because The Shorter Wave Light Engery Penetrates the Atmosphere in a Relatively Coherent State Instead of Being Scattered and Effectively Translated into Heat Energy Because The Shorter Wave Light Engery Penetrates the Atmosphere in a Relatively Coherent State Instead of Being Scattered and Effectively Translated into Heat Energy

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217692 Donkey Hodey Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:35:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217692 tehy is how a smack addict spells they. tehy is how a smack addict spells they.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217691 Donkey Hodey Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:34:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217691 Crappy, girls in orphanages will do anything for what tehy perceive as love and acceptance. [whispers] anything... Crappy, girls in orphanages will do anything for what tehy perceive as love and acceptance.

[whispers] anything…

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217690 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:33:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217690 Because I Fucking Said So Goddammit!! Because I Fucking Said So Goddammit!!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217689 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:32:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217689 Because Hope Doesn't Really Have a Chest (yet) Because Hope Doesn’t Really Have a Chest (yet)

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217687 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:31:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217687 Because Beer Doesn't Have a Vag Because Beer Doesn’t Have a Vag

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217686 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:30:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217686 Because Dogs Don't Have Thumbs Because Dogs Don’t Have Thumbs

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217685 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:29:13 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217685 [makes it rain] [makes it rain]

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/because-orphans-dont-have-parents#comment-217684 Crapbasket Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:28:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=18632#comment-217684 The sad thing about little girls in orphanages, with no step father induced daddy issues how will they ever develope the esteem issues need to become strippers? Adopt a girl child! Think of the FUTURE! The sad thing about little girls in orphanages, with no step father induced daddy issues how will they ever develope the esteem issues need to become strippers?
Adopt a girl child! Think of the FUTURE!

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