09.14.09 NIC CAGE LOOKS LIKE THE SAW GUY

I know what everyone’s thinking… how do you top crucifix rape? I have one word for you.

Crucifix-Rape-w/-Rosary-Asphyxiation.

First he punches women, and now he threatens old ladies?

How long before Nic Cage drop-kicks a baby?

Not cool, Nic. What did Madonna ever do to you?

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With a head this big, it’s easy to lose your mind.

I get the feeling that Herzog is going to end up remaking the Saw movies. In his basement, without a camera or crew.

I gotta hand it to you, Lince. You almost have me convinced to see this movie. Geriatric torture? You know all my right buttons, lover.

Speaking of masks, Nic Cage’s forehead looks a bit like Rocky Dennis’.

The Mighty Feklahr is glad we have Nic Cage working on Obama’s Death Panels…err…health care reform!

The black lady’s expression is fucking fantastic. That is the best “white people are crazy” look I’ve ever seen.

Is Ufford your cat?

This film’s premiere will be screened on Nic’s forehead.

Everyone hates Madea and her pet old ladies

aw hell naw!! is nic cage threatening laverne from scrubs??

I want to see the email exchange between Vince and Ufford after they got real drunk and accidently fucked.

MARK IT GOOGLEPLEX!

That picture gets pretty awesome if you imagine the bottom half being a scene from Willy Wonka (the old one).

That wasn’t it Pauly?

Holy fucking Kahless! BEX! Have you seen Haz yet?

Oh, and Pauly, is that the guy from Double Dragon?

DURST!

SEXY BEXY SEXY BEXY!

If you grabbed Nic Cage by the hair, and since it’s a toupee it comes off his head, would the string holding his face lift up be tied around his bald head or would it be woven into his hair piece? It’s like they’re in a weird symbiotic relationship. The hair piece is held firm by his face lift string, his face lift is held up by his hair piece.

The Bad Lieutenant has a Major fivehead

That forehead is where Nic stowes his sonar. Just like a beluga whale.

Elleo-He is naming His next cat Ufford.

Nic Cage had this whole script committed to memory… before he read it.

I forget, is this scene before or after Cage explains to them how love is like oxygen?

i heard that nic cage was gonna do the big screen adaptation of the adventures of Bonk!

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For the last time, Bitch, this is my real hair!

“Say it, bitch, say it!”
“Okay, okay! Ghost Rider was a good movie. PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!”

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Preview still of Tyler Perry’s next Madea film.

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Jesus I gotta think before I type before I end up like the rest of those youtube Sling Blade motherfuckers.

Nic Cage demands health care reform. NOW!

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When I first looked at this I recognized the ‘O-lady O-face’ (most don’t recognize it, I don’t know why) then I looked at her hand and understood :)