09.04.09 CULT HIT OF THE YEAR COMING TO DVD
Good news! As you can tell by this professionally-created video, After Last Season is coming to DVD. Though its four-city theatrical run was tragically cut short (damn you, Rochester and North Aurora, you lucky bastards!), come September 30th, we’ll all have a chance to experience the supposed five-million-dollar-budgeted majesty. The whole After Last Season phenomenon takes a bit of explaining, but basically, it’s like performance art. Not that the movie is performance art, more the idea of someone writing it and making it and releasing it is. It’s almost too good to be true. The DVD trailer is par for course, considering that course involves an MRI machine made of cardboard. It looks like writer/director/producer Mark Region cut it himself and solicited voice over work from an Asian guy, probably a family member. The audio’s even funnier when you type it out:
“One of the most intriguing, and amazing films of the year… Is also a frightening experience!”
“These are the chips?”
“THE CHAIR!”
That does it, I’m sold. You can order it on their website, plus see not-necessarily-that-positive-sounding testimonials like, “My mind has melted out my ears after seeing this!” and “What an impressive film. Or was it a film?” There you have it, folks — After Last Season: it’s maybe a film.
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CULT HIT OF THE YEAR COMING TO DVD
Please please please tell me this made more money than ‘I Hate Valentine’s Day’ in theaters.
All I want to know is how much of that budget went to blow.
Forget the MRI machine made out of cardboard, the thermomiter made out of a dildo was one step beyond, man.
Asian narrators add a certain slant to the tone of any voice over.
Mark region you say?
[points to crotch]
Gary Busey calls MRI machines, “Mister Eye”, because they can see inside your mind.
HAR!
*splooge*
HAR!
I think they were going for the audience who gets nostalgic about after-school specials with the cinematography.
Naw, I’d rather watch that water headed retard eat spaghetti in a tub of green water in Gummo again than tolerate this self indulgent horse shit.
James Lipton knows what he’ll be doing September 30th.
This looks as awesome as a Sugar Ray video.
Fact: Dogville budget $10,000,000
There should be another colon after the word budget in my last comment. but 2 colons would only make the joke shittier.
I’d rather attend a Chino prison riot than sit through this tripe.
I hated Dogville. I almost tore my eyes out after watching it.
but you watched it all anyway didn’t you? yeah… so did i.
Shit.
Dammit DNA, don’t you know to save the Busey post for your 4:45 post, so we can ride that fucker for 7 pages like a Turden post staring Paris Hilton’s cunt? What are ya, new?
Any “cult hit of the year” that doesn’t involve a new incarnation of the Manson Family just disappoints me.
What the fuck is Dogville?
“Chino Prison Riot” is what Drunkettes call pillow fights in Seattle.
The Cult haven’t had a hit in years.
I’d rather the cult hit of the year involved spaceships hiding behind comets and poisoned Kool-Aid.
Honda’s Mr. Opportunity needs to fuck off already.
My largest regret is never having a woman scream “Marshall Applewhite !!!” during sex. But there’s still time.
Most women yell “Get off of me you drunken slob!” during sex. :D
FIST![lonely tear falls into piss boot]
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