‘A MOUTH-TO-ANUS HUMAN CENTIPEDE’
09.03.09
Well this sounds like a really good movie. From Pajiba:
One of the films currently playing at FrightFest over in the UK is a movie called Human Centipede: First Sequence [from surprisingly not-Japanese writer-director Tom Six]. The plot, essentially, is this: A respected Siamese Twin surgeon [I picture him in a crisp suit with ouroboros cufflinks -Ed.] has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
The creature’s name? You guessed it, Danny Masterson.
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Erswi, are you a Siamese Twin surgeon?
Back in the 80′s, I would have spent a lot more quarters on this kind of centipede.
Businesses already run like human centipede. One head at the front eat best, the rest eat shit.
I don’t want to pay to watch this sorta’ crap, this is why high schools have science fairs.
Good lord, where did they find two actresses desperate enough to take those roles?
Seriously, I’d like to know. I have a video camera, maybe they have sisters or something…
Human to Anus Centipede? I’d have to insist we line up Biel, Boy, Berry, Boy
You think this is bad, you should see Human to Anus Space Invaders. Fucking insane.
LOL! Can you imagine how much they’d have to spend on shoes for this creat-HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
If he made this, I have to assume that this surgeon specializes in creating Siamese twins.
Mouth to Anus Galaga seems to go for ever and ever.
It may seem weird, but you have to admire the guy’s moxie.
The only thing I’ve ever been able to make out of three people is a daisy chain at gunpoint.
Mouth to Anus is how Fox is breathing life into the movie business.
Mouth to Anus Centipede? That’s a shitty position to be in.
Good to see ‘FilmDrunk: The Movie’ finally got made.
Mouth to Amos is how Andy saved his comedy partner’s life.
Moth to Anus is what happened to The Mighty Fek’lhr when he used a glow-in-the-dark vibrating egg.
Somehow Sasha Grey has to be in this.
I’m going to Mickey D’s for some Mouth to Angus action.
Routh to Anus is how Bryan Singer picked his Superman.
The Hazzard County Sheriff’s Deputy always hoped Daisy Duke would perform some Mouth to Enos.
Mouth to Thanos is what Silver Surfer calls fellatio with is arch nemesis.
(SLOWLY BOWS TO COMIC BOOK GEEKS)
As future visions of the world go, this sucks ass.
My ex-girlfriend has a tramp stamp that says “South to Anus”
Youth to Anus is Roman Polanski’s favorite sexual position
The doctor illustrated this and other similar grafting techniques in his book, The Kama Suture.
Shit son, you guys act like you’ve never applied for a bank loan before.
*licks pen, checks box for “willing to go mouth to anus” on application*
I’ve been dubbed “Centipeen” at the YMCA locker room.
This would be the perfect opportunity to test my “eats only corn” experiment.
Some Buddhists attempted this years ago in order to reach enlightenment.
They called it the Human Zentipede.
This is the “Ass ta ass” guy from Requiem’s worst nightmare.
Then again, two human centipedes can still accomplish this and make like just a giant propeller of pure wrong.
Nic Cage was going to audition for this film, but recoiled in horror after reading the screenplay. THE KNEEEES!!!! NOT THE KNEEEEEEES!!!!
Nic Cage: Why do they worm?! Why do they worm?!
“… and begins the tissue matches”
Surgeon: “Shit yeah!!! What are the odds?! All three of these subjects HAVE assholes!”
If R Kelly had been part of this, he could have centipeed on three times as many girls.
Is that Dean Stockwell?
*reads movie synopsis*
PLAUSIBLE!
I tried doing this same shit with a conga line at my friend’s wedding. Didn’t help things that I immediately got behind the flower girl…
I think this doctor’s vision makes a lot of cents ha cha cha.
The surgeon’s evil plan is foiled when the Japanese man Nips it in the Butt.
If they did this with rappers, it would be a 50 Centipede.
Is it wrong that from the banner pic I can’t tell which of those three is the Japanese man? I mean is it an indictment on me or the Japanese?
I knew ObamaCare was in trouble when he appointed the new Surgeon Genital.
Is this what Alpa Chino had in mind?
I guess you are all a bit busy attempting to make witty comments but I just wanted to let you know that this is a reasonably good horror film. Slightly disappointed there was no pus and shit ripping apart scene but I liked it.
For the commenter that asked if sasha grey was in it, no but she was in smash cut one of the other frightfest films.
The Japanese guy that is playing the head of the centipede has just signed on to be in heroes(the new hiro apparently).
If you look up imdb you will notice that the guy who plays the crazy surgeon was previously in a film called suck my dick.