Below you can watch the red-band trailer for Zombieland — from director Ruben Fleischer starring Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg — a film I just can’t bring myself to care about.  I mean, sure, it looks pretty, as you can see from the screencap above, it’s just that once you strip away the bigger budget, isn’t it just Shaun of the Dead starring two guys with less comedic chops?  Now, I know what you’re thinking – “But dood, it’s a zombie stripper, ZOMGLOL!”  True.  But even that kind of reminds me of something else.  Namely, Zombie Strippers.  Bottom line, it doesn’t look horrible, it just looks like something I’ve seen before.  Kinda like your tits, mom, now leave me alone I’m trying to eat breakfast.


(NSFW for language, but the boobs have pasties covering the nipples)