08.26.09 ZOMBIELAND STILL LOOKS ZOMBORING
This is the newest trailer for Zombieland (if you’re keeping score at home, this is international version — I posted the R-rated version a few weeks ago). It stars Jesse Eisenberg as a shy, cerebral neurotic who teams up with Woody Harrelson, an impulsive, slovenly redneck, to kill zombies. Their relationship kind of reminds me of me and my old roommate. He’d always be on my ass about not cleaning my dishes, and I’d always be punching him in the stomach for being Jewish. Also, we fought zombies. Anyway, I’m trying not to waste too much breath on this movie because it looks like a ball of cliches mooshed together and deep fried in unoriginality and then dipped in Woody Harrelson. “Dude! It’ll be funny because they’ll kill zombies! Dude! It’ll be cool ’cause he’ll wear sunglasses. And then he’ll get hit in the head with a golf ball!” No. Just, no.
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ZOMBIELAND STILL LOOKS ZOMBORING
Funny zombie joke/brains reference.
It’s the story of a man who wsa too afraid to zombiefly, so he never did zombieland.
meh, not bad Stoney.
I do agree with Vince on this one. I loved Adventureland, but Adventureland plus zombies does not a good movie make.
This movie can fuck a campfire, but when Dnaleibmoz I’m lining up for that shit.
I read Zombieland, my brain says San Bernardino. Not a brain joke, not funny, just true.
hmmm, seems like I have a problem with, comes out. Repressed sexuality issues, maybe?
Nope, just retarded.
Specifically Grand Terrace eh Shop?
Every square inch, Crap.
When I read Zomboring, my brain says Zombwhoring which makes everything all right again.
I knew i’d seen that kid from Roger Dodger in something else. It must have been in the trailer for this, as soon as i realized he wasn’t Michael Cera.
As shot in the head as the whole zombie genre is, there was enough playfulness in the trailer to warrant a viewing.
Are they going to hole-up in the Winchester tavern?
Ugh, I hate it when they dip it in Woody Harrelson. It always comes out so half-baked.
Hey! When did Vinky get back?
:: zips up pants ::
* BTK, I hate work. I need to win the f’n lottry or something.
Please, Swi, you always leave your pants down for a zombie post.
Oh, and thanks for the shout out Crap
call me
Natural Undead Killers
One doesn’t have to be a zombie to want to get brain from Amber Heard.
As a spokesperson for the living challenged, I would like to say that this movie in no way reflects our true feelings about Woody Harrelson.
But seriously.
Woody harrelson is what happens when you feed battery acid and crack rock sandwiches to a Matthew MacCanoughay.
Woody Harrelson’s zombie-killing skills are a result of his self-loathing finding away around his survival instinct. Instead of committing suicide, he gets to kill other people that are annoying and dead on the inside.
Zombiewater is a lot more foul.
Zombieair? Like a derrière just more drooly and rotty. Like anal sex with a victim of Crone’s disease.
[snicker]
*splooge*…hehe
If I’ve learned anything from watching zombie movies it’s that eating brains does not give you the runs or the scoots, but a bad case of the shuffles.
A neurotic, awkward Jew. Ha ha, good one Jay!
One word review:
GAY.
Dude Woody Harrelson is not the WORST actor. Money Train? What about the part in Thin Red Line when he blows his junkular area off with his own grenade? HE was in Cheers? He smokes a lot of pot? EDTV.
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