(This spy gear doubles as a sweet bong.)
Below is a clip from Canadian superhero drama Defendor. Yeah, they actually spelled it that way, which is odd, because I assumed Canadians would spell it defendeauxr. Woody Harrelson plays a vigilantee with no superpowers wearing a homemade superhero costume who befriends a teenaged prostitute (Kat Dennings). Oh, sure, he does it and it’s slightly endearing, but when I put on a cape and long johns and chat up teenaged sex trade workers, I get disinvited from Thanksgiving dinner. That’s fine. Whatever. I don’t like oyster stuffing and football anyway. Dawson and I will have our own Thanksgiving dinner at Arby’s. You’re not invited, Mom!
I want more like this!
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